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Lobster Jensen
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Minnesota
September 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
All you fools watching Texas/Ohio St when the premier matchup between Ohio and Jax state is going on
September 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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🐯 "GOT YOUR DRUM!"
September 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
BURY THEM
September 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Took care of business. LFG TIGERS
September 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Having a QB that can absolutely sling it just makes life so much better #mizzou
September 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Just sat through Eastern Michigan/San Jose St and Georgia st/NC A&T

I’m not complaining, I’m thriving.
September 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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September 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Crazy that Flock cameras contain $650 worth of gold each and up to $500 worth of copper 
August 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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July 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I have never pulled out my debit card so fast
July 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed
June 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Must be cool to have pride in your country
June 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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but he's into LGBTQ

Losing
Games
By
The second
Quarter
June 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Timberwolves playoff basketball is my favorite basketball
May 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
May 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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May 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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AYO DOSUNMU WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOME, COLLECT THE INSURANCE MONEY, AND INVEST IT INTO LOCAL SOUP KITCHENS AND COMMUNITY CENTERS TO GROW THE COMMUNITY
April 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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AYO DOSUNMU GET ME PREGNANT
April 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM
April 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
April 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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March 29, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Mizzou are YOUR collegiate chess champions!
March 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Arrest Bill Self
March 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Kansas totally deserved that
March 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM