Awesome: You know how RFK Jr tried to sue a DailyKos user for libel in NH because he didn't like seeing people write about his distasteful allies at a Berlin antivax rally? He lost, and wanted to appeal, only his CA lawyer didn't understand that "it's due by midnight" meant midnight in NH, not CA. 🤣

Bloody hell.
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Because it's not the same technology you complete idiot.

This is a subtweet.

If a politician is going to lecture me about the morality of my family, she should probably not: (a) engage in acts of public lewdness, and (b) remain thousands of miles away from her 18 year old single father son on the day he was arrested for multiple felonies.

Grifters gonna grift:

“I must have tripped and hit my phone and accidentally made that ad my pinned tweet”

The only thing better than MAGA tears is Joe Biden's camp taunting crying MAGA on Twitter

DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF HOW MUCH PRESSURE I AM UNDER? CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE MY STRESS LEVEL? CAN YOU EVEN CONCEIVE OF HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND AN APPROPRIATE VALENTINE’S DAY PRESENT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHEN SHE’S A BILLIONAIRE? I SPENT MY ENTIRE NET WORTH TO CLONE MARVIN GAYE, ANDY

NOBODY CARES IF YOU ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE, ANDY. YOU’RE AN NFL COACH. BUT IF I, LIKE, LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, THE NEXT DAY THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD IS “OH APPARENTLY TOILET SEATS ARE MYSTERIOUS.” DO YOU KNOW HOW PARANOID THAT MAKES ME

YES I KNOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT BUT SHE SAID THE BEARD MAKES ME LOOK “CUTE” AND NOW I’M AFRAID TO SHAVE BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THERE TO BE A WISTFUL BUT DETERMINED SONG ABOUT HOW I RUINED EVERYTHING BY SHAVING DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT’S LIKE ANDY NOBODY’S WRITING A GODDAMNED SONG ABOUT YOU

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Self-awareness isn’t his strong suit.