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Oh and. Stock up on contraceptives.
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oh and. Stock up on contraceptives.
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🧐 I think I figured out why tRump hates Canada 🤔
February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🧐 I think I figured out why tRump hates Canada 🤔
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🙃🙂 should be an easy choice 🤷🏻♂️
February 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
🙃🙂 should be an easy choice 🤷🏻♂️
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Why did the suspenders go to jail? They held up a pair of pants.
February 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why did the suspenders go to jail? They held up a pair of pants.
I'm trying so hard to stay hydrated like a normal person but peeing makes me so mad. All I do is pee. I can't enjoy myself because know soon I'll have to get up and PEE. why is it like this I would rather be dehydrated
February 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I'm trying so hard to stay hydrated like a normal person but peeing makes me so mad. All I do is pee. I can't enjoy myself because know soon I'll have to get up and PEE. why is it like this I would rather be dehydrated
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I don't think about the sexual partners I've had in terms of "Body Count." Instead I add up all their weights and contemplate the Gross Tonnage
January 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't think about the sexual partners I've had in terms of "Body Count." Instead I add up all their weights and contemplate the Gross Tonnage
This is one of 5 tribes that have put out warnings across the southwest particularly Arizona and New Mexico as of right now. Native peoples need to be careful, keep information on you at all times and keep to a buddy system, use your smarts, and keep community and resources close! #nativeamerican
January 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This is one of 5 tribes that have put out warnings across the southwest particularly Arizona and New Mexico as of right now. Native peoples need to be careful, keep information on you at all times and keep to a buddy system, use your smarts, and keep community and resources close! #nativeamerican
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Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at your vehicle? You might denture car.
January 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at your vehicle? You might denture car.
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EO: "the immutable biological reality of sex"
Biological reality:
Biological reality:
January 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
EO: "the immutable biological reality of sex"
Biological reality:
Biological reality:
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Start your own website. Run your own blog. Use decentralized and open-sourced platforms
@ghost.org is a great open-sourced blogging platform and website builder
Pixelfed is doing great work for images and runs on the social web
Support open social projects so your homes on the web don't fall apart
@ghost.org is a great open-sourced blogging platform and website builder
Pixelfed is doing great work for images and runs on the social web
Support open social projects so your homes on the web don't fall apart
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Start your own website. Run your own blog. Use decentralized and open-sourced platforms
@ghost.org is a great open-sourced blogging platform and website builder
Pixelfed is doing great work for images and runs on the social web
Support open social projects so your homes on the web don't fall apart
@ghost.org is a great open-sourced blogging platform and website builder
Pixelfed is doing great work for images and runs on the social web
Support open social projects so your homes on the web don't fall apart
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🤔 can we release it back into the deep? 🤷🏻♂️
December 19, 2024 at 8:33 PM
🤔 can we release it back into the deep? 🤷🏻♂️
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Never give up👊🏼😎🐉
December 8, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Never give up👊🏼😎🐉
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FoIIow (us) 👇 for more! @beautifullocity.bsky.social 👈
December 7, 2024 at 2:20 AM
FoIIow (us) 👇 for more! @beautifullocity.bsky.social 👈
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Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
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7. Bluesky's data servers are named after mushrooms! Some of them include morel, enoki, shiitake, puffball, oyster... 🍄
November 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
7. Bluesky's data servers are named after mushrooms! Some of them include morel, enoki, shiitake, puffball, oyster... 🍄
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November 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Me
Duck it. It’s time for a duckin nap 😴
November 19, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Me