"Great" ape
@shutoffthepiano.bsky.social
All my quarks and leptons think you're a dick
March 31, 2026 at 12:56 PM
All my quarks and leptons think you're a dick
Working for a living wouldn't have been my first choice
March 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Working for a living wouldn't have been my first choice
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Where are all the "I did that" stickers of Trump on all the gas pumps?
March 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Where are all the "I did that" stickers of Trump on all the gas pumps?
Spotted on the red line
February 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Spotted on the red line
Generations now have had their brains completely broken by anxiety and fear, in a world where the things you need to live are being gatekept by the worst parasites imaginable. After this system is gone it will require another several generations of collective healing.
February 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Generations now have had their brains completely broken by anxiety and fear, in a world where the things you need to live are being gatekept by the worst parasites imaginable. After this system is gone it will require another several generations of collective healing.
Kind of done with the greedy evil capitalists fighting the naive ineffectual capitalists over who can destroy the world fastest.
February 25, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Kind of done with the greedy evil capitalists fighting the naive ineffectual capitalists over who can destroy the world fastest.
It's wild how my, like, 15th great grandfather almost got eaten by a sabertooth cat or some shit, and now I'm scared to make a phone call.
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
It's wild how my, like, 15th great grandfather almost got eaten by a sabertooth cat or some shit, and now I'm scared to make a phone call.
If we're going to do a general strike in 2028, we have essentially a year to figure out how to feed a lot of people for a long time without money. Who wants to help me work on that?
#generalstrike #mitualaid
#generalstrike #mitualaid
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If we're going to do a general strike in 2028, we have essentially a year to figure out how to feed a lot of people for a long time without money. Who wants to help me work on that?
#generalstrike #mitualaid
#generalstrike #mitualaid
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to those who celebrate!
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to those who celebrate!
Unitary executive theory is just feudalism with extra steps
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Unitary executive theory is just feudalism with extra steps
Trying to be mentally okay in this world feels like swimming against the current. Always. You can't stop.
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trying to be mentally okay in this world feels like swimming against the current. Always. You can't stop.
America was created for the benefit of wealthy white men. It has been that way ever since, however in the last few decades the requirements to be white and male have been slipping. Forces of reaction are pushing that back though. They will never drop wealthy from that list however.
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
America was created for the benefit of wealthy white men. It has been that way ever since, however in the last few decades the requirements to be white and male have been slipping. Forces of reaction are pushing that back though. They will never drop wealthy from that list however.
After the crisis it should be a major goal of the new society that emerges to eliminate religion entirely. There's a whole category of mental illnesses that involve convincing yourself of things that aren't real, and religion should be included for the sake of community mental health.
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
After the crisis it should be a major goal of the new society that emerges to eliminate religion entirely. There's a whole category of mental illnesses that involve convincing yourself of things that aren't real, and religion should be included for the sake of community mental health.
I dunno man... if I were in the military I would definitely go awol. Who wants to die in Venezuela so trump can cancel elections?
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I dunno man... if I were in the military I would definitely go awol. Who wants to die in Venezuela so trump can cancel elections?
Stop arguing about which versions of Christianity are the good ones. They're all made up. Organize with your neighbors to meet each other's needs instead.
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Stop arguing about which versions of Christianity are the good ones. They're all made up. Organize with your neighbors to meet each other's needs instead.
I've heard the word "feckless" more this year than my entire 46 years of this planet. What's going on?
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I've heard the word "feckless" more this year than my entire 46 years of this planet. What's going on?
Every time I see Stephen Miller I'm like "That's a Dracula right? You all see that that's a Dracula, don't you?"
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Every time I see Stephen Miller I'm like "That's a Dracula right? You all see that that's a Dracula, don't you?"
"Our economic model is at war with life on earth."
-Naomi Klein
-Naomi Klein
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"Our economic model is at war with life on earth."
-Naomi Klein
-Naomi Klein
I work a full time job in one of the richest cities in America, and I can't afford the copay on my colonoscopy.
#landofthefree
#landofthefree
September 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I work a full time job in one of the richest cities in America, and I can't afford the copay on my colonoscopy.
#landofthefree
#landofthefree
Rage Against the Machine has been so right for so long
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Rage Against the Machine has been so right for so long
Hilarious to see the patriot zealot tourists visiting Lexington and Concord, knowing they absolutely hate every person who lives here. It's a religious pilgrimage in a hostile land.
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hilarious to see the patriot zealot tourists visiting Lexington and Concord, knowing they absolutely hate every person who lives here. It's a religious pilgrimage in a hostile land.
It's wild how visible law enforcement is this week. It's conspicuous how much they want to be seen.
September 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It's wild how visible law enforcement is this week. It's conspicuous how much they want to be seen.
How American is it that the beating of Big Balls is our Reichstag fire?
August 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
How American is it that the beating of Big Balls is our Reichstag fire?
When I die, I don't want anything fancy, just toss my body into a swamp and let my microplastics return to the Earth the way nature intended
August 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When I die, I don't want anything fancy, just toss my body into a swamp and let my microplastics return to the Earth the way nature intended