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Looking good Enzo, what's the, y'know, aesthetic? Dug-up Savile?
October 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Looking good Enzo, what's the, y'know, aesthetic? Dug-up Savile?
I maintain me and my mates 'invented' snowboarding on Silver Royd Hill using the orange barriers the gas board used to hang between bollards when they were digging up the road.
October 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
I maintain me and my mates 'invented' snowboarding on Silver Royd Hill using the orange barriers the gas board used to hang between bollards when they were digging up the road.
Wait... In January 2008, Hird was accused of police assault after allegedly slapping a female police officer across the face after urinating in the street.
September 24, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Wait... In January 2008, Hird was accused of police assault after allegedly slapping a female police officer across the face after urinating in the street.
Just learned he was our record signing at the time. Blimey. Get him on the Elland Road Legends circuit. I bet he has some tales.
September 24, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Just learned he was our record signing at the time. Blimey. Get him on the Elland Road Legends circuit. I bet he has some tales.
Pull my finger...
September 22, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Pull my finger...
What's the score in tonight's Visit Rwanda Trophy?
August 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
What's the score in tonight's Visit Rwanda Trophy?
This is what I'm here for.
August 22, 2026 at 7:59 AM
This is what I'm here for.
Tony Hart was 32 in this photo.
August 17, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Tony Hart was 32 in this photo.
Dark Side of the Moon?
August 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Dark Side of the Moon?
'Yer da makes fake Sunday Times accounts to defend himself'
August 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
'Yer da makes fake Sunday Times accounts to defend himself'
Time for a 'I was under the impression that it's common practice to have at least one back-up goalkeeper...'?
August 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Time for a 'I was under the impression that it's common practice to have at least one back-up goalkeeper...'?
I think I know who you're talking about...
August 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I think I know who you're talking about...
All aboard HMS P*ss The League toot-toot!
August 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
All aboard HMS P*ss The League toot-toot!
Saw a photo of him taken during a match and he looked like Noel Whelan does now. We've dodged a bullet.
July 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Saw a photo of him taken during a match and he looked like Noel Whelan does now. We've dodged a bullet.
I think he's waiting to see where we finish this season
July 29, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I think he's waiting to see where we finish this season
Topless from the waist down?
July 28, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Topless from the waist down?
What is it with these types and neither one thing nor the other leather blousons?
July 24, 2026 at 9:16 AM
What is it with these types and neither one thing nor the other leather blousons?
Sat here waiting for the value of my Age of Chance 12ins to skyrocket
July 23, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Sat here waiting for the value of my Age of Chance 12ins to skyrocket
A new twist on 'doing lengths'?
July 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
A new twist on 'doing lengths'?
Cultured 8/10 from the Eredivise?
July 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Cultured 8/10 from the Eredivise?
Dixon's agent is the real star of this World Cup.
June 29, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Dixon's agent is the real star of this World Cup.
Have a break, bruv. You deserve it
June 27, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Have a break, bruv. You deserve it