Spouse: Stop shilling for Big Thigh.
Spouse: Stop shilling for Big Thigh.
Husband: Oh yeah I heard about that show: it’s like “what if straight people liked hockey?”
Husband: Oh yeah I heard about that show: it’s like “what if straight people liked hockey?”
Young Man 1: Have you read The Great Gatsby?
Young Man 2: Yes.
YM1: How was it?
YM2: Terrible.
YM2 to me: Where is Margaret Atwood?
Me: She’s not in the Classics. She’s in regular Fiction…where she belongs.
YM2 (scandelized): You think?
Me: YES.
Young Man 1: Have you read The Great Gatsby?
Young Man 2: Yes.
YM1: How was it?
YM2: Terrible.
YM2 to me: Where is Margaret Atwood?
Me: She’s not in the Classics. She’s in regular Fiction…where she belongs.
YM2 (scandelized): You think?
Me: YES.
Me: I’m just such a hater.
Husband: You went to the 50 Cent School of Hate.
Me: 50 Cent is a master of his craft. I really admire that.
Me: I’m just such a hater.
Husband: You went to the 50 Cent School of Hate.
Me: 50 Cent is a master of his craft. I really admire that.
Husband: you’re just racist against Italians.
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Husband: you’re just racist against Italians.
😲😆😭