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mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social
I bet this sold literally dozens of copies
October 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Lancs Telegraph front page: A POINT OF ODOUR Reform councillor 'broke wind towards rival' during meeting.
October 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social
If ITV had anything about them they'd get some of these aprons on sale as tribute merch
September 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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August 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social
"I forgot to buy the sausages."
August 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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A pal of mine posted this on the other place. I'm done in.
July 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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vizcomic.bsky.social
VIOLENCE is never the answer, my granddad used to say. As such, when I appeared on The Weakest Link a few years back, and Anne Robinson asked "What "V' is a noun meaning 'physical force intend. ed to hurt, damage or kill?'," I said I didn't know, and subsequently got voted off without winning a penny. Thanks a fucking bunch, granddad. T Ellen, London
April 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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@tftimemachine.bsky.social Hi Pals,
In the unlikely event that other cunters haven't already recommended this, i think you might enjoy it. Purves, Judd, Concorde, kittens youtube.com/watch?v=C8OL...
1976: Concorde's First Commercial Transatlantic Flight | Blue Peter | BBC Archive
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March 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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IF you accidentally shrink a top in the wash, all is not lost. Simply pass on the item in question to a smaller friend, and then phone up a larger friend to see if they have made a similar mistake. Rasputin Cronkite, Leeds
February 19, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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I think that if curlers want their sport to be taken seriously they shouldn't leave it till the last minute before cleaning the rink. Huw Allen, e-mail
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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WRAP a potato in silver foil and leave it in your house just in case your home catches fire and burns down. If the worst does happen, you will at least have a baked potato to look forward to. Derek Snowden, Bolton
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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I WISH airline pilots would just fly their planes without showing off and doing a fucking wheelie every time they take off. What a bunch of one-trick ponies. D Williams, Donegal
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I don't know why "laughing Hyenas" are so called. I was watching one on the telly the other night, and it sounded more like screaming to me than laughing. Mind you, it was being attacked and eaten by a bunch of lions, so maybe I just caught it on an off day. Crawford Biscuits, Epping
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Crazy start to Price v Littler semi-final…
September 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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HOW come my wife's favour- ite gardening spade still has all concrete stuck to it eleven years after I used it to mix a load to mend a window sill, yet the repair itself fell off after two weeks? Philip Berkin, London
September 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Top Tip: Radio enthusiasts. Don't bother listening to commercial radio stations. Simply invite your most witless, tedious neighbour round to put records on then talk over them. Ed O'Meara, e-mail
August 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I DON'T know who invented the first clock, but whoever it was, how the fuck did they know what time to set it to if nobody else actu- ally knew the time? For all I know I could have been get- ting into work at seven instead of eight for years. Thanks for nothing pal. Darren Cheesecloth, Hull
July 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Magazine Tip: A mixture of human hair, carrot peelings and some congealed fat makes an excellent makeshift plug for any kitchen sink Simon T Bosun, e-mail
July 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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YOU HARDLY ever see people polishing apples on their sleeves before they eat them any more. Whatever happened to standards in this country? Come on apple-eaters, have a bit of pride. Jonathon Snodgiblet, Snodland
June 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I THINK oystercatchers must be Britain's most poorly. named bird. They don't "catch' oysters so much as just pick them up where they see them. Calling them oystercatchers implies that the shellfish make a run for it and there's a bit of a chase involved. Utter nonsense. Peter Scott, Slimbridge
May 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Buy oranges and lemons that are near their sell-by date to minimise the amount of time you have to keep it in a bowl before throwing it out. Martin Hoverfly, Goole
May 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Magazine Tip: Pacifists. Don't miss out on paint balling fun. Carry a tin of turpentine around and be your team's 'medic' for the day. Mal Alcock, e-mail
April 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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THINKING of having a dinner party? Save time, money and effort by simply not having one. Dominic Twose, Leamington Spa
April 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM