I'll stake my PEWlitzer on it!

Interesting use of the phrase "very promising film news".

The making of Fitzcarraldo is the obvious choice. A disastrous shoot almost more interesting than the final film. Second choice: Richard Stanley's The Island Of Doctor Moreau. Chaotic flops will always be more entertaining to watch being made.

This is my model:

Genuinely thought that was a photo of Chuck Norris for a second.

Can't have genitives now because of woke.

Claimant Penis is the name of my new band.

Is this what's known as "vagueposting"? ;-)