Simon Nyne
@simonnyne.bsky.social
Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between.
Average post odds:
60.0% chance of bad humour.
32.3% chance of rambling.
15 % chance of gaming.
3.7% chance of horny.
87% of bad maths.
He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
Average post odds:
60.0% chance of bad humour.
32.3% chance of rambling.
15 % chance of gaming.
3.7% chance of horny.
87% of bad maths.
He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
Match ideas for @mysterywrestling.bsky.social to consider:
1. Five Minute Game Boy Challenge
2. FIRST Man Standing
3. Winner Leaves Town (Loser isn't booked until they return to that town again?)
4. Reverse Reverse Battle Royal
5. Reverse Lumberjack Match
6. Falls Count Sometimes Match
1. Five Minute Game Boy Challenge
2. FIRST Man Standing
3. Winner Leaves Town (Loser isn't booked until they return to that town again?)
4. Reverse Reverse Battle Royal
5. Reverse Lumberjack Match
6. Falls Count Sometimes Match
September 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Match ideas for @mysterywrestling.bsky.social to consider:
1. Five Minute Game Boy Challenge
2. FIRST Man Standing
3. Winner Leaves Town (Loser isn't booked until they return to that town again?)
4. Reverse Reverse Battle Royal
5. Reverse Lumberjack Match
6. Falls Count Sometimes Match
1. Five Minute Game Boy Challenge
2. FIRST Man Standing
3. Winner Leaves Town (Loser isn't booked until they return to that town again?)
4. Reverse Reverse Battle Royal
5. Reverse Lumberjack Match
6. Falls Count Sometimes Match
And that's it. Ten and a half years, all done and dusted, laptop boxed and ready for collection on Monday.
I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.
I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.
Zooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What?
ALT: Zooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What?
static.klipy.com
September 11, 2026 at 12:48 PM
And that's it. Ten and a half years, all done and dusted, laptop boxed and ready for collection on Monday.
I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.
I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.
The Bonertaker.
Pornographic The Undertaker can still happen if people want it bad enough
September 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The Bonertaker.
Two weeks ago, I got news I didn't want to hear - I'm being made redundant from my job. Of course, I've already begun updating my CV and am applying left right and centre for new jobs. The problem is, I am horrendous at interviews. Legitimately terrible. My anxiety messes me up every time.
August 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Two weeks ago, I got news I didn't want to hear - I'm being made redundant from my job. Of course, I've already begun updating my CV and am applying left right and centre for new jobs. The problem is, I am horrendous at interviews. Legitimately terrible. My anxiety messes me up every time.
"Things you read on both Bluesky and Omegaverse Fanfiction"
August 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"Things you read on both Bluesky and Omegaverse Fanfiction"
Sorry babe, but The Fancy Boy On Skateboard: Fancy Boy unboxed figurine stays ON the beside table during sex.
🎶"Comes across all shy and Coy, just another... " 🎶
August 21, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Sorry babe, but The Fancy Boy On Skateboard: Fancy Boy unboxed figurine stays ON the beside table during sex.
Me seeing a particularly large cat:
[To the tune of "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai] "Oooo-woo-oooh, he's just a chonky boy..."
[To the tune of "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai] "Oooo-woo-oooh, he's just a chonky boy..."
August 20, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Me seeing a particularly large cat:
[To the tune of "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai] "Oooo-woo-oooh, he's just a chonky boy..."
[To the tune of "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai] "Oooo-woo-oooh, he's just a chonky boy..."
THE CHAIR COMMUNITY?!
What's Avery Styles signature match?
Tables, Ladders &
Tables, Ladders &
August 14, 2026 at 11:43 AM
THE CHAIR COMMUNITY?!
This got into my head. This is a terrible pun. I regert everything about it. But it now exists.
July 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This got into my head. This is a terrible pun. I regert everything about it. But it now exists.
I think I have found it. The WHITEST item ever made: Mayonnaise scented candle.
July 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I think I have found it. The WHITEST item ever made: Mayonnaise scented candle.
Five minutes into tummy rubs and chill, and she be giving you this look...
July 10, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Five minutes into tummy rubs and chill, and she be giving you this look...
When did JonTron join NXT as a Gary Spivey (of the Psychics Companions Network?!) gimmick?
“Hey how about I wear that hat that makes me look like a dandelion?”
“Sounds great!”
“Sounds great!”
July 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
When did JonTron join NXT as a Gary Spivey (of the Psychics Companions Network?!) gimmick?
Oh but to be a void, warming my toe beans as I rest lazily beneath the shade of a bush...
July 8, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Oh but to be a void, warming my toe beans as I rest lazily beneath the shade of a bush...
The MP for Clacton-On-Sea announces they are resigning, and setting up a by-election.
This comes as a shock to the people of Clacton-On-Sea, who are reported as saying "We have an MP?"
This comes as a shock to the people of Clacton-On-Sea, who are reported as saying "We have an MP?"
July 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The MP for Clacton-On-Sea announces they are resigning, and setting up a by-election.
This comes as a shock to the people of Clacton-On-Sea, who are reported as saying "We have an MP?"
This comes as a shock to the people of Clacton-On-Sea, who are reported as saying "We have an MP?"
I have seen this. I hate this. You must now see this. I hope you hate this.
July 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I have seen this. I hate this. You must now see this. I hope you hate this.
Reposted by Simon Nyne
who up consuming they blobby
June 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
who up consuming they blobby
Did you know: We are now further away from the release date of Three Lions, than Three Lions was from the 1966 World Cup Final?
#WorldCup #ThreeLions #Football ⚽
#WorldCup #ThreeLions #Football ⚽
June 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Did you know: We are now further away from the release date of Three Lions, than Three Lions was from the 1966 World Cup Final?
#WorldCup #ThreeLions #Football ⚽
#WorldCup #ThreeLions #Football ⚽
"Things you can say about your glasses, but not your partner."
June 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
"Things you can say about your glasses, but not your partner."
Reposted by Simon Nyne
Bonne journée à tous ! 🙏
Car en ce jeudi, vous avez besoin de mignonneries ....🦊
Bon courage à vous avec les 🌡️🥵
Car en ce jeudi, vous avez besoin de mignonneries ....🦊
Bon courage à vous avec les 🌡️🥵
June 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Bonne journée à tous ! 🙏
Car en ce jeudi, vous avez besoin de mignonneries ....🦊
Bon courage à vous avec les 🌡️🥵
Car en ce jeudi, vous avez besoin de mignonneries ....🦊
Bon courage à vous avec les 🌡️🥵
I don't always win prizes, but when I do, they're only the most premium of gifts:
June 12, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I don't always win prizes, but when I do, they're only the most premium of gifts:
If Wrestling is fake, explain this violence.
...I fear the referee may have lost control of this match #WatchROH
June 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
If Wrestling is fake, explain this violence.
WATER HAD THEM HYDRO-GENIC JEANS, MOLES WITH THE FUR...
June 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
WATER HAD THEM HYDRO-GENIC JEANS, MOLES WITH THE FUR...
A small video edit of the enthralling Cody Rhodes vs Gunther showdown on the @newlegacyinc.com Clash In Italy Stream that got stuck in my head and I will probably regret making.
May 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
A small video edit of the enthralling Cody Rhodes vs Gunther showdown on the @newlegacyinc.com Clash In Italy Stream that got stuck in my head and I will probably regret making.