Simon Rakoff
@simonrakoff.bsky.social
Stand-up comic from Toronto Canada
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September 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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September 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Where's the lie?
September 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Where's the lie?
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September 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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August 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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August 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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This made me laugh.
August 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This made me laugh.
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August 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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July 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Just in: Two locations of Jewish-owned bakery Kiva’s had their windows smashed, with one near Yonge Street and St. Clair Avenue West struck by gunfire, Toronto police say.
Window broken, gunshot fired at Kiva’s Jewish-owned bakery in Toronto, police say
Officers said a report of a broken window came in around 8:15 a.m. near Yonge Street and St. Clair Avenue West, according to a post on X.
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July 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Just in: Two locations of Jewish-owned bakery Kiva’s had their windows smashed, with one near Yonge Street and St. Clair Avenue West struck by gunfire, Toronto police say.
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July 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Happy Birthday USA! May you soon find your way.
July 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Happy Birthday USA! May you soon find your way.
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June 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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June 29, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus #FilmSky
Heath Ledger Roles
ALT: Heath Ledger Roles
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June 25, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus #FilmSky
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June 25, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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June 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Just announced - I'll be headlining at Absolute Comedy Toronto this coming Sunday night. 416-486-7700 for reservations.
June 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Just announced - I'll be headlining at Absolute Comedy Toronto this coming Sunday night. 416-486-7700 for reservations.
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June 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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May 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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May 19, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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My old summer camp is having a fundraiser. I have fond memories of Camp Gesher from my childhood. Any donation between today and the end of May 7th will be doubled. It's a great place and your help would be most appreciated. Here's a link to learn more dayofgivingcampgesher.crowdchange.ca/146498
Camp Gesher Day of Giving
Camp Gesher Day of Giving
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May 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
My old summer camp is having a fundraiser. I have fond memories of Camp Gesher from my childhood. Any donation between today and the end of May 7th will be doubled. It's a great place and your help would be most appreciated. Here's a link to learn more dayofgivingcampgesher.crowdchange.ca/146498