SimonWJohns
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SimonWJohns
@simonwjohns.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Let's get this out of the way:
Climate change is a fact
Your politics are largely wrong
Oasis are the worst band that ever existed
Marmite is necrotic semen
Climate change is a fact
Your politics are largely wrong
Oasis are the worst band that ever existed
Marmite is necrotic semen
Turks’ ability to park vehicles is unparalleled. They can park anything in any space. Mad skills.
Kudos
Kudos
August 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Turks’ ability to park vehicles is unparalleled. They can park anything in any space. Mad skills.
Kudos
Kudos
I just read that Ian Watkins was stabbed to death. Oh well
July 25, 2026 at 11:22 AM
I just read that Ian Watkins was stabbed to death. Oh well
There are some books you instinctively know are shit without ever reading them just by the people who crap on about them.
Atlas Shrugged
Atlas Shrugged
May 19, 2026 at 10:21 AM
There are some books you instinctively know are shit without ever reading them just by the people who crap on about them.
Atlas Shrugged
Atlas Shrugged
It wasn't just racists who voted for Reform. Cunts did as well.
May 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
It wasn't just racists who voted for Reform. Cunts did as well.
Cars of 1967.
USA vs UK
USA vs UK
April 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Cars of 1967.
USA vs UK
USA vs UK
you'll never guess who this is (no cheating)
March 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
you'll never guess who this is (no cheating)
Have you ever noticed the gong in the left speaker at the end of Lola by the Kinks?
March 17, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Have you ever noticed the gong in the left speaker at the end of Lola by the Kinks?
Andrew.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
February 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Andrew.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tu veux ou tu veux pas (Remastered 2017)
YouTube video by Brigitte Bardot - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Rob Reiner? Wtf!!
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Rob Reiner? Wtf!!
Wanted to see Stewart Lee for years but he never played Istanbul, weirdly enough. Finally did last night and it was every bit as awesome as I hoped.
A genius
A genius
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Wanted to see Stewart Lee for years but he never played Istanbul, weirdly enough. Finally did last night and it was every bit as awesome as I hoped.
A genius
A genius
A very wet and old bee.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
A very wet and old bee.
Half Man Half Biscuit. Great, but...
Which half is man and which is biscuit? Split vertically or horizontally? Striated? A fade in? Or completely conglomerated so it's impossible to tell what's man and what's biscuit? And what kind of biscuit?
Which half is man and which is biscuit? Split vertically or horizontally? Striated? A fade in? Or completely conglomerated so it's impossible to tell what's man and what's biscuit? And what kind of biscuit?
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Half Man Half Biscuit. Great, but...
Which half is man and which is biscuit? Split vertically or horizontally? Striated? A fade in? Or completely conglomerated so it's impossible to tell what's man and what's biscuit? And what kind of biscuit?
Which half is man and which is biscuit? Split vertically or horizontally? Striated? A fade in? Or completely conglomerated so it's impossible to tell what's man and what's biscuit? And what kind of biscuit?
What would you call a black sabbath-themed kebab shop?
September 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What would you call a black sabbath-themed kebab shop?
This has to be a good time to pick up a cheap secondhand Tesla.
September 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This has to be a good time to pick up a cheap secondhand Tesla.
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Britain's rapid decarbonisation of electricity supply is a rare success story here. But virtually nobody talks about it and our shitty newspapers attack #NetZero everyday!
September 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Britain's rapid decarbonisation of electricity supply is a rare success story here. But virtually nobody talks about it and our shitty newspapers attack #NetZero everyday!
At last, Queen Mother of the Show is on Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns! www.apacikradyo.com.tr
We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show.
7pm, Istanbul time.
We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show.
7pm, Istanbul time.
https://apacikradyo.com.tr/
Apaçık Radyo
www.apacikradyo.com.tr
July 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
At last, Queen Mother of the Show is on Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns! www.apacikradyo.com.tr
We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show.
7pm, Istanbul time.
We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show.
7pm, Istanbul time.
Not only is Bertrand Cantat an absolute scumbag, Noir Desir is cravenly shit.
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not only is Bertrand Cantat an absolute scumbag, Noir Desir is cravenly shit.
Did I forget to mention it's Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns in 5 minutes on www.apacikradyo.com.tr?.
Well it is!
We talk about Gothism
Well it is!
We talk about Gothism
https://apacikradyo.com.tr/
Apaçık Radyo
www.apacikradyo.com.tr
July 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Did I forget to mention it's Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns in 5 minutes on www.apacikradyo.com.tr?.
Well it is!
We talk about Gothism
Well it is!
We talk about Gothism
Everyone can be bought. Everyone has their price.
Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
July 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Everyone can be bought. Everyone has their price.
Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
