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fixed my address which is @simplebrute.cryptoanarchy.network now
I'm using the wrong protocol, gonna delete this as soon as I figure out how to transfer this account
ugh, I messed up the protocol and I'm using the wrong address. gonna delete this account in a minute
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I'm using the wrong protocol, gonna delete this as soon as I figure out how to transfer this account
I'm switching over to blacksky via @simplebrute.blacksky.app
September 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I'm switching over to blacksky via @simplebrute.blacksky.app
it's kinda messing me up that this movie is almost 20 years old now. it's not nearly as bad as when we all realized Nevermind was 20 years old in 2012, but I can feel it all in my knees
September 17, 2026 at 6:48 AM
it's kinda messing me up that this movie is almost 20 years old now. it's not nearly as bad as when we all realized Nevermind was 20 years old in 2012, but I can feel it all in my knees
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Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him.
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
Did you ever meet Bob Kraft?
September 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him.
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
I had successfully talked myself out of getting a stupid tech watch but I just woke up and have no idea what time I fell asleep and I keep telling myself a tech watch would tell me
September 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I had successfully talked myself out of getting a stupid tech watch but I just woke up and have no idea what time I fell asleep and I keep telling myself a tech watch would tell me
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I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
September 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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i've been going thru the four stages of grief with macklemore and i've reached the fourth, acceptance: the left finally has its kid rock.
September 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
i've been going thru the four stages of grief with macklemore and i've reached the fourth, acceptance: the left finally has its kid rock.
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I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out.
September 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out.
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I'm no political expert but if I was a member of a oppositional party right now I'd be hammering the idea of unitary executive theory with facts about actual current living conditions. I'd build a coffin with copies of Project 2025 binders
September 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I'm no political expert but if I was a member of a oppositional party right now I'd be hammering the idea of unitary executive theory with facts about actual current living conditions. I'd build a coffin with copies of Project 2025 binders
I'm no political expert but if I was a member of a oppositional party right now I'd be hammering the idea of unitary executive theory with facts about actual current living conditions. I'd build a coffin with copies of Project 2025 binders
September 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I'm no political expert but if I was a member of a oppositional party right now I'd be hammering the idea of unitary executive theory with facts about actual current living conditions. I'd build a coffin with copies of Project 2025 binders
somehow I messed up my coffee in the moka pot. it's like the most simple way to make coffee and I only got half of it brewed
September 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
somehow I messed up my coffee in the moka pot. it's like the most simple way to make coffee and I only got half of it brewed
I still wish he'd Mackle less
September 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I still wish he'd Mackle less
Madeline, let's roll
September 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Madeline, let's roll
I think if Macklemore keeps doing right by people, they might stop calling him Mackle More and starting calling him Mack le More like he wanted people to do in the first place
September 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I think if Macklemore keeps doing right by people, they might stop calling him Mackle More and starting calling him Mack le More like he wanted people to do in the first place
lol I have to go to bed in less than 30 minutes
September 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
lol I have to go to bed in less than 30 minutes
sitting on my couch on a rainy morning, drinking coffee and realizing I started looking for this in 2018. back then all I wanted was to not have roommates in my 40s. in those 8 years I've seen pretty much seen the whole country and yet still came back to where I started
September 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
sitting on my couch on a rainy morning, drinking coffee and realizing I started looking for this in 2018. back then all I wanted was to not have roommates in my 40s. in those 8 years I've seen pretty much seen the whole country and yet still came back to where I started
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Mamdani's channeling of Indian retail politics upending the entire US political framework is hilarious to watch, this is literally what you always do in desi politics, hug the person who called you names to show you're a saint and he's a piece of shit that voters should look down on- and it works
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and former Mayor Rudy Giuliani shaking hands at the Sept. 11 ceremony via ABC7NY
September 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Mamdani's channeling of Indian retail politics upending the entire US political framework is hilarious to watch, this is literally what you always do in desi politics, hug the person who called you names to show you're a saint and he's a piece of shit that voters should look down on- and it works
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9/11 jokes are like Charlie Kirk jokes in the sense that they probably never would have taken off like they did if the seriousness of the subject hadn't been wielded as a cudgel to demand obedience to the state, which is of course the stuff oppositional defiant disorders are made of
September 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
9/11 jokes are like Charlie Kirk jokes in the sense that they probably never would have taken off like they did if the seriousness of the subject hadn't been wielded as a cudgel to demand obedience to the state, which is of course the stuff oppositional defiant disorders are made of
my favorite Charlie Kirk fact is one of Turning Point USA's first financial backers, Foster Friess, had funded Rick Santorum's Senate career
September 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
my favorite Charlie Kirk fact is one of Turning Point USA's first financial backers, Foster Friess, had funded Rick Santorum's Senate career
me and the boys knocking on the door of the TOS looking like The Purge for Kirkmass
September 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
me and the boys knocking on the door of the TOS looking like The Purge for Kirkmass
the creative impulse to want to write the novelization of the song Pen I S Mall
September 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
the creative impulse to want to write the novelization of the song Pen I S Mall
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even if all the scariest stuff turns out to be true it won't make it less funny that the computer people used the computer to invent computer Calvinism
September 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
even if all the scariest stuff turns out to be true it won't make it less funny that the computer people used the computer to invent computer Calvinism