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vaguely bi-curious mixed race het male has most predictable tastes alive, shocks no one. not enough dark skin women in the sample pictures though
August 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
July 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
this one, which i believe is a gray heron, only because i got this pretty sick picture of it in kyoto
June 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
idk what this says about me
June 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
genuinely why the fuck am i still at work
May 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
April 28, 2026 at 6:11 AM
got my edible, got my gym pump, got my rice based slop bowl, got my denver nuggets playoff basketball, got my furry feline companion. what more can you ask for on a monday evening
April 21, 2026 at 2:35 AM
classmate told me my biceps were big when we were taking blood pressure, this will fuel me to stay in the gym for months
April 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
fat cat friday double feature
April 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
that’s fuckin sick
March 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
ok guys i’m muting all variations of dogpile, sadist, freak, moderation, and mentally ill. wrap this shit up in the next 24 hours please and thank you
March 31, 2026 at 11:31 PM
speaking to my boss
March 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
fat cat friday folks
March 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
she could fix me
March 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i hate my job.
March 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
guts is also very brave around the vacuum until it gets turned on (or moves)
March 15, 2026 at 6:02 AM
extremely frustrating day want to explode into a ball of anger. will be playing fallout new vegas in silence instead
March 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
11% raise
March 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
March 12, 2026 at 5:43 AM
feeling frustrated and lonely today
March 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
March 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
praise the fat cats
March 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
it’s 12:08am on a friday. you’ve had 3 shiner bock holiday cheer beers after working 47 hours this week. you turn off lies of p and grab your phone. your country and israel are illegally bombing iran, as of sometime within the past hour. you put a pot of ramen on the stove to boil. u have class at 9
February 28, 2026 at 8:16 AM
fat cat friday is upon us, let us rejoice
February 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
just a few more bc it has got to be my favorite meme format
February 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM