Regular-sized Reggie
@simplyreg.bsky.social
part-time lover. full-time hater. hooptie owner. snake keeper. cautionary tale.
This…and THEN the aliens are going to show up like, “damn, they really were that dumb! Guess I owe you lunch now, Zorfex!”
September 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
This…and THEN the aliens are going to show up like, “damn, they really were that dumb! Guess I owe you lunch now, Zorfex!”
Looks like they’re refunding at least one of my insurance fees as well! So, that should cover my taxi to and from the airports in DC and ID.
Told the guys I’d pick up the rig on Tuesday, but now I’m wondering if I should try getting it Monday so that I can leave at first light (ish) on Tuesday?
Told the guys I’d pick up the rig on Tuesday, but now I’m wondering if I should try getting it Monday so that I can leave at first light (ish) on Tuesday?
September 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Looks like they’re refunding at least one of my insurance fees as well! So, that should cover my taxi to and from the airports in DC and ID.
Told the guys I’d pick up the rig on Tuesday, but now I’m wondering if I should try getting it Monday so that I can leave at first light (ish) on Tuesday?
Told the guys I’d pick up the rig on Tuesday, but now I’m wondering if I should try getting it Monday so that I can leave at first light (ish) on Tuesday?
CANCELLATION REQUEST ACCEPTED! Refund processing! As anticipated, I’m only down $130 for insurance! I’ll take it! Now the challenge begins; get to Idaho and back (in the hooptie) for less than $3225!
CANCELLATION REQUEST HAS BEEN SUBMITTED! Your boy is one step closer to taking a cross-country roadtrip!
September 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
CANCELLATION REQUEST ACCEPTED! Refund processing! As anticipated, I’m only down $130 for insurance! I’ll take it! Now the challenge begins; get to Idaho and back (in the hooptie) for less than $3225!
CANCELLATION REQUEST HAS BEEN SUBMITTED! Your boy is one step closer to taking a cross-country roadtrip!
September 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
CANCELLATION REQUEST HAS BEEN SUBMITTED! Your boy is one step closer to taking a cross-country roadtrip!
Guess what? Now they want even MORE money (on top of what I was originally quoted and PAID FOR) to ship my hooptie. Looks like your boy will be taking a cross-country road trip soon.
Shipping another mega hooptie across America. It’s going to cost me *over 30% more* than when I shipped the squarebody Suburban last Spring. Mind you, this time the vehicle is 600 miles *closer* to me! 😡
September 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Guess what? Now they want even MORE money (on top of what I was originally quoted and PAID FOR) to ship my hooptie. Looks like your boy will be taking a cross-country road trip soon.
No gym at all last week. In addition to the neck/back issue, I added an allergy/sinus infection whatever. One thing I’ve learned is that being 40+ means my body can’t handle more than one ailment at a time. So, it’s Injured Reserve for me!
September 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
No gym at all last week. In addition to the neck/back issue, I added an allergy/sinus infection whatever. One thing I’ve learned is that being 40+ means my body can’t handle more than one ailment at a time. So, it’s Injured Reserve for me!
A few years ago, I watched Hrgovic come back against Zhang after losing his father. I knew Itauma would be in for it if the Croatian took him into deep water.
August 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
A few years ago, I watched Hrgovic come back against Zhang after losing his father. I knew Itauma would be in for it if the Croatian took him into deep water.
Feel like I’m maybe a week or so from being able to get back on the horse. It’s been leg day every day since tweaking my back/neck. Jk, I’ve been alternating between leg day and cardio/abs day. Ready to get back to push/pull exercises now.
Tweaked a muscle in my back last night at the gym. I was not lifting a particularly heavy weight. I love being old and weak.
August 27, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Feel like I’m maybe a week or so from being able to get back on the horse. It’s been leg day every day since tweaking my back/neck. Jk, I’ve been alternating between leg day and cardio/abs day. Ready to get back to push/pull exercises now.
It’s probably just me projecting my hooptie addiction on to everyone else, but I’ve been saying for the last few years that much of🇺🇸 is going to start looking like 🇨🇺. No, not because we’re gonna become Communists…
August 26, 2026 at 5:47 PM
It’s probably just me projecting my hooptie addiction on to everyone else, but I’ve been saying for the last few years that much of🇺🇸 is going to start looking like 🇨🇺. No, not because we’re gonna become Communists…
We are so screwed.
August 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
We are so screwed.
I really love Bob Seger’s “Hollywood Nights” but the beat and tempo creates a disconnect in my mind whenever I listen to the lyrics. Like, small town boy comes to Cali, meets and loses his dream girl, now he’s over it all and wishes he could just go back home…[band plays louder and faster]
August 22, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I really love Bob Seger’s “Hollywood Nights” but the beat and tempo creates a disconnect in my mind whenever I listen to the lyrics. Like, small town boy comes to Cali, meets and loses his dream girl, now he’s over it all and wishes he could just go back home…[band plays louder and faster]
This! One thing I’m gonna do more often after I shed these extra pounds is wear my suits.
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
August 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This! One thing I’m gonna do more often after I shed these extra pounds is wear my suits.
Tweaked a muscle in my back last night at the gym. I was not lifting a particularly heavy weight. I love being old and weak.
August 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Tweaked a muscle in my back last night at the gym. I was not lifting a particularly heavy weight. I love being old and weak.
I hate being between clothing sizes. Found at least half a dozen pairs of my old trousers this month, but most still have that “stuffing a sausage casing” feel when I put them on. Conversely, my current trousers are starting to look too big and baggy on me.
August 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I hate being between clothing sizes. Found at least half a dozen pairs of my old trousers this month, but most still have that “stuffing a sausage casing” feel when I put them on. Conversely, my current trousers are starting to look too big and baggy on me.
Fun fact: that’s the Jay Kay (front man for Jamiroquai) action figure pictured below. It’s selling on eBay for as high as $300+ rn. Virtual insanity, indeed!
Happy 30th anniversary to a song that could not possibly be more relevant than it is today :
“Futures made of virtual insanity, now
Always seem to be governed by this love we have
For useless twisting of our new technology…”
“Futures made of virtual insanity, now
Always seem to be governed by this love we have
For useless twisting of our new technology…”
August 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Fun fact: that’s the Jay Kay (front man for Jamiroquai) action figure pictured below. It’s selling on eBay for as high as $300+ rn. Virtual insanity, indeed!
Shipping another mega hooptie across America. It’s going to cost me *over 30% more* than when I shipped the squarebody Suburban last Spring. Mind you, this time the vehicle is 600 miles *closer* to me! 😡
August 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Shipping another mega hooptie across America. It’s going to cost me *over 30% more* than when I shipped the squarebody Suburban last Spring. Mind you, this time the vehicle is 600 miles *closer* to me! 😡
Used to be a time where I’d say “man, last night is a blur!” because I was out all night getting lit. 🥳😵
Now it’s because I was so exhausted from the work week that I just crashed at 8pm 😑
Now it’s because I was so exhausted from the work week that I just crashed at 8pm 😑
August 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Used to be a time where I’d say “man, last night is a blur!” because I was out all night getting lit. 🥳😵
Now it’s because I was so exhausted from the work week that I just crashed at 8pm 😑
Now it’s because I was so exhausted from the work week that I just crashed at 8pm 😑
Casually mentioned to my dentist that I “may visit Korea next year,” and he goes on to tell me how he goes there every Spring for comprehensive medical tests and diagnostics!
Seriously considering
“Medical Tourism” next year if the/my world doesn’t collapse before then.
“Medical Tourism” next year if the/my world doesn’t collapse before then.
August 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Casually mentioned to my dentist that I “may visit Korea next year,” and he goes on to tell me how he goes there every Spring for comprehensive medical tests and diagnostics!
First time skipping a workout since I started in Spring…and it wasn’t even my choice! Guess I get an extra day of rest this week.
August 11, 2026 at 7:28 AM
First time skipping a workout since I started in Spring…and it wasn’t even my choice! Guess I get an extra day of rest this week.
So, I saw THE ODYSSEY last night.
It was, at times, quite loud.
It was, at times, quite loud.
August 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
So, I saw THE ODYSSEY last night.
It was, at times, quite loud.
It was, at times, quite loud.
Days mean so much more to me now. Not just because the reality has sunk in that I’m closer to the end than I am to the beginning, but because there are some days where I don’t have to wake up at 01:30 and go to the gym.
August 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Days mean so much more to me now. Not just because the reality has sunk in that I’m closer to the end than I am to the beginning, but because there are some days where I don’t have to wake up at 01:30 and go to the gym.
Saw the new Spiderman movie last night. Not bad. Enjoyed the second half more than the first. However, the end-of-credits scene? That is not worth sticking around for if you’re in a hurry or simply need to get home to bed like me.
August 4, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Saw the new Spiderman movie last night. Not bad. Enjoyed the second half more than the first. However, the end-of-credits scene? That is not worth sticking around for if you’re in a hurry or simply need to get home to bed like me.
Better than average chance that the government ruins my plans to visit Japan. So, I guess I’ll settle for buying a rack of snacks from the Ebisu Life Store near me.
August 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Better than average chance that the government ruins my plans to visit Japan. So, I guess I’ll settle for buying a rack of snacks from the Ebisu Life Store near me.
Seriously considering
“Medical Tourism” next year if the/my world doesn’t collapse before then.
“Medical Tourism” next year if the/my world doesn’t collapse before then.
July 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Seriously considering
“Medical Tourism” next year if the/my world doesn’t collapse before then.
“Medical Tourism” next year if the/my world doesn’t collapse before then.