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Life is absurd.
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Here’s a shuttle full of Worves.
A still from the ST:TNG episode “Parallels” showing multiple Worves existing all at once.
June 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Because she’s not human.
A photo in the White House of Melanie Trump with text “DLSS 5 OFF” next to her and a robot with text “DLSS 5 ON” next to it. The photo is a mirror image of the photo taken by Oliver Contreras of the AFP.
March 26, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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I guess no eggs available means it costs $0. OMG, they did it! Cheap eggs!
A screenshot of a message in the Jewel-Osco app telling you and me that eggs may be unavailable due to limited supply and that they are working hard to get them restocked.
February 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Unzoomed is being cheeky today.
A screenshot of the Unzoomed game for February 18, 2025 showing a dark, undefined space. It could be showing us the unfiltered inky depths of the human soul, or you know, just a body of water.
February 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Third Camera Angle [cut from the theatrical version of the movie]:

Lois: Clark, STFU.
Two screenshots from the 1978 “Superman” movie where Superman is telling Lois Lane that air travel is still the safest way to travel, statistically speaking.
February 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Our new United States Secretary of the Interior.

Drill, baby, drill!
A photo of two toddlers in the Oval Office, one of whom is picking his nose while the other looks away, lost in the moment, doing absolutely nothing of value.
February 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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VPNs are nice.
A screenshot of Google Maps showing “Gulf of Mexico” instead of the stupid new name, made possible by using a VPN. This proves that the new stupid name is only shown for people in US located IP addresses.
February 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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If you use a VPN set to Mexico, the real name comes up.
A screenshot of the “Gulf of Mexico” in Google Maps.
February 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I took another picture tonight of the C/2023 A3 Tsuchinshan-ATLAS comet, because I just couldn't help myself.
A picture of the C/2023 A3 Tsuchinshan-ATLAS comet on October 20, 2024.
October 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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I was able to get a slightly better picture of the C/2023 A3 Tsuchinshan-ATLAS comet earlier this evening.

See you again in 80,000 years!
A picture of the C/2023 A3 Tsuchinshan-ATLAS comet on October 19, 2024.
October 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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OMG, I got a picture of the comet! This was all by chance. I was out last night trying to find it but couldn’t see a thing, so I just pointed the camera where I thought it might be and took a couple of photos. I found the comet in the photo by adjusting the exposure levels.
A picture of the C/2023 A3 Tsuchinshan-ATLAS comet on October 17, 2024.
October 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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Full Moon: October 17, 2024.
A photo of the full moon on October 17, 2024.
October 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Does Siri think I’m in the southern hemisphere?
Siri giving me a weird answer of “Fall began March 19, and ended June 20.” for my question of “When does fall start?”
September 20, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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#1,734,127. I'm just a number.
Blue Sky is celebrating 10 million users, and I was number 1,734,127.
September 17, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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To prevent damage to the interior, immediately remove corrosive substances (such as coffee, juice, carbonated drinks, milk, water, etc.) from the Cybervessel.

Cybervessel must be switched to “Dishwasher Mode” before washing. Failure to enable mode may result in damage.
A hilariously overpriced Tesla-branded stainless steel mug for Tesla stans, which is already out of stock.
May 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM