@singlebabymama.bsky.social
@singlebabymama.bsky.social
Mom to the most amazing daughter that’s growing up too fast!
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My super power is f*cking up a really good thing.
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 AM
My super power is f*cking up a really good thing.
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I found this app called “Goods Unite Us”. It gives you a huge list of business and what party they donated money to and the breakdown. I can’t control everything, but I CAN and WILL control where my money goes. I won’t give it to be used against me by these companies who donated to fascism
December 1, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I found this app called “Goods Unite Us”. It gives you a huge list of business and what party they donated money to and the breakdown. I can’t control everything, but I CAN and WILL control where my money goes. I won’t give it to be used against me by these companies who donated to fascism
How was Thanksgiving? The host was wonderful, the food was divine, dessert was amazing and my mom was a bitch. A perfect holiday tradition! 🦃
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
How was Thanksgiving? The host was wonderful, the food was divine, dessert was amazing and my mom was a bitch. A perfect holiday tradition! 🦃
Don’t need anyone fvcking with my vibes.
November 26, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Don’t need anyone fvcking with my vibes.
In my twenties…go to the club, go to the after club, go to breakfast, go home and get changed, go to work.
In my fifties…go to bed.
In my fifties…go to bed.
November 22, 2024 at 10:43 PM
In my twenties…go to the club, go to the after club, go to breakfast, go home and get changed, go to work.
In my fifties…go to bed.
In my fifties…go to bed.
I was cleaning my 10yr old’s room and found what were a bunch of green grapes that had turned brown and started to shrivel. She’s either making raisins or hooch in there. 😂
November 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I was cleaning my 10yr old’s room and found what were a bunch of green grapes that had turned brown and started to shrivel. She’s either making raisins or hooch in there. 😂
My 78yr old mother lost power while she was lying back in her electric recliner. The image of her climbing out of it has provided limitless laughter for me and my siblings. 😂
November 21, 2024 at 4:05 AM
My 78yr old mother lost power while she was lying back in her electric recliner. The image of her climbing out of it has provided limitless laughter for me and my siblings. 😂
Post you from a different era.
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Post you from a different era.
My 10yr old when she should be reading for school “I haven’t had a chance to read yet, but look what I did!”
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 AM
My 10yr old when she should be reading for school “I haven’t had a chance to read yet, but look what I did!”
I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.
My 10yr old’s making me play “how well do you know me” and is asking me the most obscure questions. I haven’t gotten any right and now she’s upset that I don’t know that her fav tag is blob tag. I’m a horrible mother. 😂
November 18, 2024 at 4:18 AM
My 10yr old’s making me play “how well do you know me” and is asking me the most obscure questions. I haven’t gotten any right and now she’s upset that I don’t know that her fav tag is blob tag. I’m a horrible mother. 😂
I’m writing a strongly worded letter to whoever determined that elementary school kids need pockets. They’re filled with rocks, chewed gum, Kleenex and candy wrappers. You miss ONE thing before doing laundry and your clothes are wrecked. I’m taking this all the way to the top! 😂
November 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I’m writing a strongly worded letter to whoever determined that elementary school kids need pockets. They’re filled with rocks, chewed gum, Kleenex and candy wrappers. You miss ONE thing before doing laundry and your clothes are wrecked. I’m taking this all the way to the top! 😂
My 10yr old walks in while I was watching boxing and she went from “oh my god, why would those girls do this?” to screaming “VENGEANCE!!” two rounds later. Oh, how quickly things change. 😂
November 16, 2024 at 4:35 AM
My 10yr old walks in while I was watching boxing and she went from “oh my god, why would those girls do this?” to screaming “VENGEANCE!!” two rounds later. Oh, how quickly things change. 😂
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Here TC stands for Tasteful Concubine
November 15, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Here TC stands for Tasteful Concubine
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This place makes me feel like a HS reunion but only the people I like showed up
November 12, 2024 at 7:48 PM
This place makes me feel like a HS reunion but only the people I like showed up
Hey, what do you wanna do today? Lie on the couch, eat junk food and binge rad shows? Perfect, just what I was thinking.
November 15, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Hey, what do you wanna do today? Lie on the couch, eat junk food and binge rad shows? Perfect, just what I was thinking.
I think ya’ll would be shooketh to know my name isn’t really SingleBabyMama.
November 15, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I think ya’ll would be shooketh to know my name isn’t really SingleBabyMama.
If I come to your house and you have a microsuede couch, I hate you. Gotta get up to go to the bathroom, there’s a perfect imprint of my giant ass on display for all to see until I return, I hate you.
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
If I come to your house and you have a microsuede couch, I hate you. Gotta get up to go to the bathroom, there’s a perfect imprint of my giant ass on display for all to see until I return, I hate you.
Gather ‘round children, I’ll tell you a tale about Twitter of yore. We had FUN, contests, tweet calls and Fleets. We gathered with friends in Spaces, laughed until we cried . No politics unless you visited “political twitter.” We were “funny/joke twitter” and boy, was it grand.
November 15, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Gather ‘round children, I’ll tell you a tale about Twitter of yore. We had FUN, contests, tweet calls and Fleets. We gathered with friends in Spaces, laughed until we cried . No politics unless you visited “political twitter.” We were “funny/joke twitter” and boy, was it grand.
I just followed everyone that my friend @thexybeatht.bsky.social is following on here. If you had me blocked on Twitter, oops, sorry for your inconvenience. 😉
November 14, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I just followed everyone that my friend @thexybeatht.bsky.social is following on here. If you had me blocked on Twitter, oops, sorry for your inconvenience. 😉
Say hi, guys!! 🩷
November 14, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Say hi, guys!! 🩷