Mike Borassi
@sirmikeborassi.bsky.social
Robbed goddess from Survivor Samoa. Winner of Survivor 50. Philosopher. Enjoyer of reality TV.
Bedtime: 9pm (10:30pm on weekends 😈😈)
Bedtime: 9pm (10:30pm on weekends 😈😈)
Can we get Shane Powers back on tv?? Like what the fu k are we doing
September 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Can we get Shane Powers back on tv?? Like what the fu k are we doing
My gf swears that #BB28 Haley looks like the female version of Matt Clines from BB19 and I cannot for the life of me begin to see where she gets that from. Can someone enlighten me? Or is gf losing it?
July 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
My gf swears that #BB28 Haley looks like the female version of Matt Clines from BB19 and I cannot for the life of me begin to see where she gets that from. Can someone enlighten me? Or is gf losing it?
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I will do anything for you, Mike Borassi
June 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I will do anything for you, Mike Borassi
Not good enough smh
June 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Not good enough smh
May 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Jimmy Fallon is a Polly Prissy Pants. #Survivor50
April 23, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Jimmy Fallon is a Polly Prissy Pants. #Survivor50
#RHAP live show was a success #Survivor50
April 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
#RHAP live show was a success #Survivor50
Did I cook with this cast? @robhasapodcast.bsky.social
April 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Did I cook with this cast? @robhasapodcast.bsky.social
Gonna run a BrantSteele of everyone I hope to meet tonight, stay tuned #RHAP #Survivor50
April 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Gonna run a BrantSteele of everyone I hope to meet tonight, stay tuned #RHAP #Survivor50
You guys are gonna lose your shit when you see what I’m wearing to the @robhasapodcast.bsky.social live show in Toronto in a few weeks. Consider this a warning #Survivor50 #rhap
April 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You guys are gonna lose your shit when you see what I’m wearing to the @robhasapodcast.bsky.social live show in Toronto in a few weeks. Consider this a warning #Survivor50 #rhap
My students have no idea that the “studying and focusing” music I play while they’re doing their typing exercises is just a song from soundtrack of Super Smash Bros Brawl
March 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
My students have no idea that the “studying and focusing” music I play while they’re doing their typing exercises is just a song from soundtrack of Super Smash Bros Brawl
Billy Idol Boomerang Eilish #Survivor50
a group of people are sitting on a plane and one of them is a man with blonde hair
ALT: a group of people are sitting on a plane and one of them is a man with blonde hair
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February 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Billy Idol Boomerang Eilish #Survivor50
Left-handed pork-eater coke-drinker financial analyst Emily Flippen #Survivor50
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Left-handed pork-eater coke-drinker financial analyst Emily Flippen #Survivor50
I’m making my way through all the #SurvivorAU I haven’t watched yet and I’m currently making my way through Champions vs Contenders 2 and I’m enjoying it so much more than I expected.
a man is sitting in the jungle with the words australian survivor on the bottom
ALT: a man is sitting in the jungle with the words australian survivor on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I’m making my way through all the #SurvivorAU I haven’t watched yet and I’m currently making my way through Champions vs Contenders 2 and I’m enjoying it so much more than I expected.
A lot of people are skeptical about all the new additions in the #Survivor50 trailer but I for one cannot wait to see the Greg Heffley Mung Bean Nullifier
January 23, 2026 at 1:13 PM
A lot of people are skeptical about all the new additions in the #Survivor50 trailer but I for one cannot wait to see the Greg Heffley Mung Bean Nullifier
Twitter thinks Kenny Brain coming out as gay is Frankie coming out as Ariana Grande’s brother
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Twitter thinks Kenny Brain coming out as gay is Frankie coming out as Ariana Grande’s brother
TORONTO LIVE SHOW FINALLY LFG
we’re hitting the road for #SURVIVOR 50!! and this might not even be all of them 🤫
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
TORONTO LIVE SHOW FINALLY LFG
You’re sticking fingers in people’s faces dammit. It’s inappropriate.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You’re sticking fingers in people’s faces dammit. It’s inappropriate.
All you’re missing is Neda Eric Stein and Matt Hoffman and then my wishlist is complete
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Normalize including your bedtime in your bio
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Normalize including your bedtime in your bio