Stephen Kiskamp
skiskamp.bsky.social
Stephen Kiskamp
@skiskamp.bsky.social
Cancer survivor; "Barbie Butt". Somewhat sarcastic.
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There comes a time in every cult where cult leaders are not culty enough for the cultiest of the cult and will have to be sacrificed for the good of the cult.
This exchange raises infinitely more questions than it is supposed to answer.

Seriously, WTF?!
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it

KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?

P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them

K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
My man looks like a furniture salesman after being asked why all the couches are stained.
September 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I am just now seeing video of the damage on Kauai from Hurricane Lowel, specifically the Poipu area where I would normally stay. To say this hurts me is an understatement. I am hoping that my friends and coworkers out there are safe and unharmed. ❤️
September 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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The heroes who lifted Trump up out of the rubble on 9/11.
September 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
September 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
August 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
A question for legal people here ( @gregdoucette.bsky.social @questauthority.bsky.social @akivamcohen.bsky.social @kathryntewson.bsky.social , et al):

I have seen AI injection prompts being added to college assignments to catch AI cheaters, and I'm reading about the "expert" AI from 404.

...
1/2
August 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'll never by buying a GM car, that's for sure.
GM CEO Mary Barra is introducing Trump at his rally. Something to keep in mind if you're in the market for a vehicle anytime soon.
July 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Good gods! What was that pitch meeting like?

"Hey! How about we peg the male Supreme Court Justices?"

*facepalm*
Why is the Supreme Court Historical Society selling a peg doll set featuring only the current male justices? Who would want this? supremecourtgifts.org/products/sup...
June 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Is "Dr" Oz saying Convicted Felon Trump takes **DAILY** cognitive tests?!?!?!
Q: If the president is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups?

DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.
June 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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The last 10 years in a nutshell:

Nazi: I’m a Nazi!

Media: Outspoken Man Touts Unconventional Ideas

Nazi: No, I’m just a Nazi.

Media: Meet the Dapper White Nationalist Who—

Nazi: No, seriously! I’m quoting Mein Kampf! I love Hitler!

Media: Why Both Sides Have an Extremist Problem.
May 30, 2026 at 4:50 AM
@gregdoucette.bsky.social

Cops are great 🧵
May 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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"Talarico is a vegan."

"Paxton pardoned a pedophile."

"Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?"

"Paxton pardoned a pedophile."

"Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?"

"Paxton pardoned a pedophile."

"Talarico is going to institute sharia law!"

"Paxton pardoned a pedophile."
May 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
@wilwheaton.net I'm rewatching TBBT and I have a question I've been meaning to ask:

How the heck did you get them to allow you to wear a Fruit-F***er-2000 tshirt on the show (S03E05)?!

And, how many people knew what it was without being told?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Tonight's Starlink launch from Huntington Beach.

(I need to work on my steadiness.)
April 23, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Did anyone have "Trump Threatened War with The Vatican" on their bingo card?
UPDATE: Letters from Leo can now independently confirm that the meeting took place — and that the Vatican was so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that Leo shelved plans to visit America.

Some officials saw their reference to an Avignon papacy as a threat to use military force against the Holy See.
The Pentagon Threatened Pope Leo XIV’s Ambassador With the Avignon Papacy
The Free Press has documented a closed-door Pentagon meeting in which a senior Trump official lectured Pope Leo XIV’s ambassador on American military supremacy.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
April 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Safe travels, George!

wait..wut?
April 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
to @ironspike.bsky.social :

It is obvious by your insensitive mocking post, you don't have enough years to have ever experienced anything so traumatic that a similar type of event can remind you of it.

It is my sincere hope that you never have that experience.

-GenX

cc @gregdoucette.bsky.social
April 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social How'd you get the government to promote your book? 🤔
Hanging from the Dept. of Transportation near Navy Yard—

“One nation, under God”
March 26, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Dear Facebook,

Fuck you!

Your "two step verification" just put me through 20(!!!) fucking captcha steps and still won't let me in!

Fuck you!
March 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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I was wondering when some life-experienced nerd would do this--and now the prophecy has been fulfilled.

sweepthestrait.com
March 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Serious incoming email at work. WTF?!
March 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
[email protected] I would like to think that Patrick would be having a field day with these idiots and chalking up gotcha after gotcha.

I do miss his wit, and I was only a distant observer. 😢
DOD credentialed reporter Matt Gaetz fell for a parody news account
March 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"Bruterous Hat" would be a good one. 🤣

@kenwhite.bsky.social
@popehatnamechanges.bsky.social
Leavitt: "Make no mistake: killing these bruterous-- brutal terrorists is good for America"
March 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.
February 22, 2026 at 12:40 PM