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At $215k with 12 days to go!
$250k stretch goal looking less likely but hopefully $225k is still within reach!
Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
$250k stretch goal looking less likely but hopefully $225k is still within reach!
Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2
All-new book of deadly one-shots based on the DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Adventures show.
www.kickstarter.com
September 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
At $215k with 12 days to go!
$250k stretch goal looking less likely but hopefully $225k is still within reach!
Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
$250k stretch goal looking less likely but hopefully $225k is still within reach!
Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
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"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
theonion.com
September 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Trilogy of Terror (1975) A made-for-television anthology horror film directed by Dan Curtis and starring Karen Black.
September 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Trilogy of Terror (1975) A made-for-television anthology horror film directed by Dan Curtis and starring Karen Black.
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September 19, 2026 at 1:41 AM
$5 away from reaching $210k
$15k away from the next stretch goal. Can't wait!
#ttrpg #fpwkk #DND #d&d
Check out Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
$15k away from the next stretch goal. Can't wait!
#ttrpg #fpwkk #DND #d&d
Check out Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2
All-new book of deadly one-shots based on the DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Adventures show.
www.kickstarter.com
September 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
$5 away from reaching $210k
$15k away from the next stretch goal. Can't wait!
#ttrpg #fpwkk #DND #d&d
Check out Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
$15k away from the next stretch goal. Can't wait!
#ttrpg #fpwkk #DND #d&d
Check out Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
I reread it to make sure it says the members are still at large. What a weirdly self congratulatory perspective for the FBI to take.
"We solved the mystery, boys! High five! Case closed."
"What about catching the suspects, sir?"
"Some other time, Johnson."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
"We solved the mystery, boys! High five! Case closed."
"What about catching the suspects, sir?"
"Some other time, Johnson."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Russia plotting to kill Ukraine allies in US and Europe, FBI says
Intelligence services allegedly attempted to pay people to surveil and kill people perceived to be aligned with Ukraine
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I reread it to make sure it says the members are still at large. What a weirdly self congratulatory perspective for the FBI to take.
"We solved the mystery, boys! High five! Case closed."
"What about catching the suspects, sir?"
"Some other time, Johnson."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
"We solved the mystery, boys! High five! Case closed."
"What about catching the suspects, sir?"
"Some other time, Johnson."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Shout out to Macklemore and Ed Sheeran for clarifying what was until this week a nearly impossible "would you rather" situation.
September 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Shout out to Macklemore and Ed Sheeran for clarifying what was until this week a nearly impossible "would you rather" situation.
"My dog won't bite..."
Yea, well, if I try and take an unloaded gun on a plane,they still throw a fit. Leash your dogs!
Yea, well, if I try and take an unloaded gun on a plane,they still throw a fit. Leash your dogs!
September 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
"My dog won't bite..."
Yea, well, if I try and take an unloaded gun on a plane,they still throw a fit. Leash your dogs!
Yea, well, if I try and take an unloaded gun on a plane,they still throw a fit. Leash your dogs!
Bold to assume that I have any left. 😂
I never make it past August with any annual leave left over and that's okay with me. I get to look forward to it again at the beginning of next year.
I never make it past August with any annual leave left over and that's okay with me. I get to look forward to it again at the beginning of next year.
September 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Bold to assume that I have any left. 😂
I never make it past August with any annual leave left over and that's okay with me. I get to look forward to it again at the beginning of next year.
I never make it past August with any annual leave left over and that's okay with me. I get to look forward to it again at the beginning of next year.
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Hey you! Yeah you, the tired overworked dehydrated noodle in a capitalist hellscape.
Use your goddamn PTO!
You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation.
Go schedule some time off!
Also grab a beverage and a snack.
Use your goddamn PTO!
You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation.
Go schedule some time off!
Also grab a beverage and a snack.
September 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Hey you! Yeah you, the tired overworked dehydrated noodle in a capitalist hellscape.
Use your goddamn PTO!
You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation.
Go schedule some time off!
Also grab a beverage and a snack.
Use your goddamn PTO!
You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation.
Go schedule some time off!
Also grab a beverage and a snack.
@smalltowndnd.bsky.social Each time I get caught up, I just start over again so that there will be multiple episodes ready for me by the time I'm caught up again.
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
@smalltowndnd.bsky.social Each time I get caught up, I just start over again so that there will be multiple episodes ready for me by the time I'm caught up again.
Check out Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com! They're at $204k with a few weeks left and awesome Stretch Goals!
#TTRPG #D&D #Kickstarter #BoardGames
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
#TTRPG #D&D #Kickstarter #BoardGames
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2
All-new book of deadly one-shots based on the DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Adventures show.
www.kickstarter.com
September 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Check out Faster, Purple Worm! Everybody Dies, Vol. 2 by Beadle & Grimm's Pandemonium Warehouse on @kickstarter.com! They're at $204k with a few weeks left and awesome Stretch Goals!
#TTRPG #D&D #Kickstarter #BoardGames
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
#TTRPG #D&D #Kickstarter #BoardGames
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...
September 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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I just saw someone on Instagram say that we now have the pet cemetery version of Mitch 😳😂
September 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I just saw someone on Instagram say that we now have the pet cemetery version of Mitch 😳😂
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Funny how NFL owners don’t have an issue with Kanye playing their stadiums after all the years of holocaust denial and Hitler worship.
It ain’t about Jewish safety, Jewish Americans, or even Judaism at all.
It ain’t about Jewish safety, Jewish Americans, or even Judaism at all.
September 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Funny how NFL owners don’t have an issue with Kanye playing their stadiums after all the years of holocaust denial and Hitler worship.
It ain’t about Jewish safety, Jewish Americans, or even Judaism at all.
It ain’t about Jewish safety, Jewish Americans, or even Judaism at all.
September 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Is there a #Polymarket bet for if/when #McConnell is spotted in the wild?
September 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Is there a #Polymarket bet for if/when #McConnell is spotted in the wild?
September 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Real questions regarding #MitchMcConnell
How are reps paid, like is it biweekly or bimonthly? Is it a paper check or direct deposit? When last did pay for his "job" went into his account?
Because if it turns out he's been dead for a month but collected a paycheck 3 days ago, isn't that illegal?
How are reps paid, like is it biweekly or bimonthly? Is it a paper check or direct deposit? When last did pay for his "job" went into his account?
Because if it turns out he's been dead for a month but collected a paycheck 3 days ago, isn't that illegal?
September 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Real questions regarding #MitchMcConnell
How are reps paid, like is it biweekly or bimonthly? Is it a paper check or direct deposit? When last did pay for his "job" went into his account?
Because if it turns out he's been dead for a month but collected a paycheck 3 days ago, isn't that illegal?
How are reps paid, like is it biweekly or bimonthly? Is it a paper check or direct deposit? When last did pay for his "job" went into his account?
Because if it turns out he's been dead for a month but collected a paycheck 3 days ago, isn't that illegal?
So we're all agreed, then?
Macklemore is in. Sheeran is out.
Macklemore is in. Sheeran is out.
September 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
So we're all agreed, then?
Macklemore is in. Sheeran is out.
Macklemore is in. Sheeran is out.
Most of us aren't super duper high IQ geniuses. Statistically, we just aren't.
But it's almost certain that each of us has, at some point, had a conversation with a super duper smart person.
Ever notice how they don't bring up their IQ every 5 minutes like a 6yo bragging about their spelling test?
But it's almost certain that each of us has, at some point, had a conversation with a super duper smart person.
Ever notice how they don't bring up their IQ every 5 minutes like a 6yo bragging about their spelling test?
September 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Most of us aren't super duper high IQ geniuses. Statistically, we just aren't.
But it's almost certain that each of us has, at some point, had a conversation with a super duper smart person.
Ever notice how they don't bring up their IQ every 5 minutes like a 6yo bragging about their spelling test?
But it's almost certain that each of us has, at some point, had a conversation with a super duper smart person.
Ever notice how they don't bring up their IQ every 5 minutes like a 6yo bragging about their spelling test?
Gotta say, I did not see Standalone Play coming. Could be a clincher for folks on the fence.
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September 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Gotta say, I did not see Standalone Play coming. Could be a clincher for folks on the fence.