Slate
@slatetheexpie.bsky.social
Simply an Expie who likes weird and homemade guns.
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Slate
@slatetheexpie.bsky.social
· Jul 21
Hello, I'm an expie that's somehow in gmod.
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VRC Furries when you tell them you don't want to have e-sex with them
October 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
VRC Furries when you tell them you don't want to have e-sex with them
Wait why does this guy have 3 eyes?
Sonic Costume Mask $11.04 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). #ad https://ow.ly/AQGU50ZVbTY
October 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Wait why does this guy have 3 eyes?
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POV: you live in Iceland and it's close to Yule, so this fucking thing is going to show up to sniff your door, refuse to elaborate, and leave
October 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
POV: you live in Iceland and it's close to Yule, so this fucking thing is going to show up to sniff your door, refuse to elaborate, and leave
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Fuck. I need help fixing my car.
Even if I throw every cent I have at this I’m short $750. It’s multiple suspension pieces that need fixing; that’s him cutting me a break. And I need the car for work.
I’m on Venmo and PayPal @QueerArmorer, if you can help keep my car online it would help so much.
Even if I throw every cent I have at this I’m short $750. It’s multiple suspension pieces that need fixing; that’s him cutting me a break. And I need the car for work.
I’m on Venmo and PayPal @QueerArmorer, if you can help keep my car online it would help so much.
October 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Fuck. I need help fixing my car.
Even if I throw every cent I have at this I’m short $750. It’s multiple suspension pieces that need fixing; that’s him cutting me a break. And I need the car for work.
I’m on Venmo and PayPal @QueerArmorer, if you can help keep my car online it would help so much.
Even if I throw every cent I have at this I’m short $750. It’s multiple suspension pieces that need fixing; that’s him cutting me a break. And I need the car for work.
I’m on Venmo and PayPal @QueerArmorer, if you can help keep my car online it would help so much.
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Another scammer found, report and block
October 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Another scammer found, report and block
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smooch avali on the cheek
smooch avali on the forehead
smooch avali on the snout
smooch avali on the mouth
smooch avali on the ears
ESPECIALLY the ears
all four of them
smooch avali on the tummy
smooch avali on the chest
smooch avali on the paws
right on the beans
make out with avali sloppy style
👉👈
smooch avali on the forehead
smooch avali on the snout
smooch avali on the mouth
smooch avali on the ears
ESPECIALLY the ears
all four of them
smooch avali on the tummy
smooch avali on the chest
smooch avali on the paws
right on the beans
make out with avali sloppy style
👉👈
September 23, 2026 at 10:00 PM
smooch avali on the cheek
smooch avali on the forehead
smooch avali on the snout
smooch avali on the mouth
smooch avali on the ears
ESPECIALLY the ears
all four of them
smooch avali on the tummy
smooch avali on the chest
smooch avali on the paws
right on the beans
make out with avali sloppy style
👉👈
smooch avali on the forehead
smooch avali on the snout
smooch avali on the mouth
smooch avali on the ears
ESPECIALLY the ears
all four of them
smooch avali on the tummy
smooch avali on the chest
smooch avali on the paws
right on the beans
make out with avali sloppy style
👉👈
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It occurred to me that a longneck bottle of beer is a nontrivial height compared to an avali. I may not finish this but it made me lol
September 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
It occurred to me that a longneck bottle of beer is a nontrivial height compared to an avali. I may not finish this but it made me lol
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September 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Rate my settlement
September 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Rate my settlement
September 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my tea
September 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my tea
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Dear purifurs, fuck off. Go take your pearl clutching bullshit and actually go do something useful. Maybe go find a volunteer org near you and donate your time or money. Do actual work for change.
And lastly stop devoting your time to harassing consenting adults who aren't hurting anyone.
And lastly stop devoting your time to harassing consenting adults who aren't hurting anyone.
September 26, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Dear purifurs, fuck off. Go take your pearl clutching bullshit and actually go do something useful. Maybe go find a volunteer org near you and donate your time or money. Do actual work for change.
And lastly stop devoting your time to harassing consenting adults who aren't hurting anyone.
And lastly stop devoting your time to harassing consenting adults who aren't hurting anyone.
fuckthecourier
Please don’t
Please don’t
FucksTheDark / Fucks
Is this really that different? XD
Is this really that different? XD
September 25, 2026 at 10:33 PM
fuckthecourier
Please don’t
Please don’t
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Okay.
Hear me out.
Medieval Sawians.
Hear me out.
Medieval Sawians.
September 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Okay.
Hear me out.
Medieval Sawians.
Hear me out.
Medieval Sawians.
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TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY ITS INTERNATIONAL RED PANDA DAY!
Have a Daily red panda getting booped :3
Have a Daily red panda getting booped :3
September 19, 2026 at 3:04 PM
TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY ITS INTERNATIONAL RED PANDA DAY!
Have a Daily red panda getting booped :3
Have a Daily red panda getting booped :3
what .gif pops up when you type your name
September 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
what .gif pops up when you type your name
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New year same fight
September 1, 2026 at 11:28 AM
New year same fight
The Sawians on the Gray Planet are free. You can just take them. I have 50 already
September 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
The Sawians on the Gray Planet are free. You can just take them. I have 50 already