Are you “moanmaxxing”? These sexually active individuals are regularly practicing their moans out loud at home, and they say it helps them get a good grade at sex

Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening?

Me, about to go for the stuffed dog in my glove compartment: no officer

Disdain is one of the most embarrassing emotions. "I see myself in the object of scorn. Please don't think I'm like this. Please."

If you post good enough in real life it's called "being charming" and it can even result in pussy

Tumblr staff smoking dust and hair before pushing this update. Genuinely idiotic.

Marina Diamandis’ producer, an enabler: “Yes, Marina, do the baby voice again for this bit! Everybody loves the baby voice!”

sorry to bring this back but

i'm 30 years old and burnt the inside of my mouth taking a hit of a nitrous canister for the first time ever a couple days ago so just know that if you really put your mind to it you can be the same kind of piece of shit you were when you were 19 forever

Was taking a picture with someone recently, after giving a talk at a college. As we posed for the selfie, he got a discord message that said in all caps "KISS HIM"

i love the nba but it's not a sport. any physical competition held indoors is not a sport, it's "horsing around," a category that also includes hockey and many baseball and football games. nascar's place in this discussion is unknowable as no one is certain of whether being in a car counts as inside

this one makes me laugh every single time no matter what

Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.

good grievening....

Right about now
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With you in just a moment
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Terribly sorry about this
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Your call is extremely important to us
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Why dignt you like this