Aaron Benoit
@slowpass.bsky.social
Monday-Wednesday headliner should start at 8:00
Thursday-Saturday whenever
The opener for a Sunday indoor concert should start at 3:00 so you can go right from brunch
Thursday-Saturday whenever
The opener for a Sunday indoor concert should start at 3:00 so you can go right from brunch
FUNBAG: defector.com/whats-the-be...
What's The Best Time To Start A Concert? | Defector
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking…
defector.com
September 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Monday-Wednesday headliner should start at 8:00
Thursday-Saturday whenever
The opener for a Sunday indoor concert should start at 3:00 so you can go right from brunch
Thursday-Saturday whenever
The opener for a Sunday indoor concert should start at 3:00 so you can go right from brunch
Excited for ppl to remember that “Can’t Hold Us” is actually a banger
September 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Excited for ppl to remember that “Can’t Hold Us” is actually a banger
Lady Gaga also had a baby this summer! We’re peers!
September 12, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Lady Gaga also had a baby this summer! We’re peers!
Looking forward to his forthcoming single “I Definitely Paid to Murder That Fucking Guy”
The rapper Lil Durk was acquitted Friday on federal charges that he plotted to kill a rival in an ambush shooting that resulted in the death of another man.
Lil Durk Is Found Not Guilty in Murder-for-Hire Case
The rapper had been accused of orchestrating a plot to kill a rival in an ambush that resulted in the death of another man.
nyti.ms
September 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Looking forward to his forthcoming single “I Definitely Paid to Murder That Fucking Guy”
Godzilla Three Times One Minus One
September 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Godzilla Three Times One Minus One
Because of this scene I have been purposefully avoiding Kraftwerk for 30 years
September 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Because of this scene I have been purposefully avoiding Kraftwerk for 30 years
Keep going
NYC public schools to ban AI for teaching students below 9th grade gothamist.com/news/nyc-pub...
NYC public schools to ban AI for teaching students below 9th grade
The restrictions were released just over a week before the school year and come amid a national backlash against the use of artificial intelligence.
gothamist.com
September 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Keep going
Reposted by Aaron Benoit
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
August 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
My 2 month old won’t stop crying so I snapped and said “Imma give you something to cry about!” and I put on Grave of the Fireflies
August 23, 2026 at 11:02 PM
My 2 month old won’t stop crying so I snapped and said “Imma give you something to cry about!” and I put on Grave of the Fireflies
Overalls are always a risk. Almost broke off my engagement when my wife let me leave the house and wander around the LES dressed as Super Mario.
August 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Overalls are always a risk. Almost broke off my engagement when my wife let me leave the house and wander around the LES dressed as Super Mario.
I too am looking forward to the Real Young and Lazy Horse show at Rippers on Friday
They should add penetrative sex to Harvest Moon.
August 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I too am looking forward to the Real Young and Lazy Horse show at Rippers on Friday
“So you want to talk about the WNBA? Name 5 players,” has gone from gatekeeping to sparing you from the worst conversation possible
August 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
“So you want to talk about the WNBA? Name 5 players,” has gone from gatekeeping to sparing you from the worst conversation possible
I love Radiohead
I love Gorillaz
I don’t love either band charging what should be the price of a concert ticket for their immersive art thing at the Agger Fish Building
I love Gorillaz
I don’t love either band charging what should be the price of a concert ticket for their immersive art thing at the Agger Fish Building
August 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I love Radiohead
I love Gorillaz
I don’t love either band charging what should be the price of a concert ticket for their immersive art thing at the Agger Fish Building
I love Gorillaz
I don’t love either band charging what should be the price of a concert ticket for their immersive art thing at the Agger Fish Building
Not gonna change the shirt with spit up on it. That’s how you wind up with two shirts with spit up
July 30, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Not gonna change the shirt with spit up on it. That’s how you wind up with two shirts with spit up
The book we’re all waiting for after the Mandalorian & Grogu
July 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The book we’re all waiting for after the Mandalorian & Grogu
I often cut through the Brooklyn Best Buy on my way to Target where they are building a fitting area for this shit like it’s Lens Crafters or something.
AI devices that see, listen and record: Are we ready for the post-smartphone world?
AI devices that see, listen and record: Are we ready for the post-smartphone world?
Major tech companies and startups are developing new types of wearable gadgets that can “see” or “hear.” Meta is selling millions of its EssilorLuxottica AI glasses with embedded cameras and microphones; Samsung will launch its own smart glasses later this year.
www.ctvnews.ca
July 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I often cut through the Brooklyn Best Buy on my way to Target where they are building a fitting area for this shit like it’s Lens Crafters or something.
Shirt
The time to subscribe to Hell Gate is right now! You may be the one to put us over the top! hellgatenyc.com/99-cent-t-sh...
Four years ago, we launched Hell Gate.
Today, if we sell just a few more subscriptions, we'll pass a REALLY important and totally crazy milestone.
Great news if you want us to hit that milestone—subscriptions are just 99 cents...and you get a shirt. Sign up!
hellgatenyc.com/99-cent-t-sh...
Today, if we sell just a few more subscriptions, we'll pass a REALLY important and totally crazy milestone.
Great news if you want us to hit that milestone—subscriptions are just 99 cents...and you get a shirt. Sign up!
hellgatenyc.com/99-cent-t-sh...
July 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Shirt
We’re all wondering what extra time will mean for coverage of the Borchetta Bourbon Music City Grand Prix
July 19, 2026 at 9:15 PM
We’re all wondering what extra time will mean for coverage of the Borchetta Bourbon Music City Grand Prix
You will believe a man can fly
July 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
You will believe a man can fly
Once again, plea to @fandango.com to let one person buy movie tickets and then send individual tickets to friends. We should not be beholden to the last person to show up.
July 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Once again, plea to @fandango.com to let one person buy movie tickets and then send individual tickets to friends. We should not be beholden to the last person to show up.
Wow! Nolan piping in the smell of war and death outside to make his movie even more immersive
July 17, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Wow! Nolan piping in the smell of war and death outside to make his movie even more immersive
Jurassic Park should be easily accessible at all times. Jurassic Park is a public utility.
July 14, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Jurassic Park should be easily accessible at all times. Jurassic Park is a public utility.
Kinda feels like nobody is gonna pick up before they close at 5:00 and I’ve been listening to a Presbyterian’s radiology department’s Ghibli ass hold music for an hour for nothing
July 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Kinda feels like nobody is gonna pick up before they close at 5:00 and I’ve been listening to a Presbyterian’s radiology department’s Ghibli ass hold music for an hour for nothing