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I’m leaving this account btw soon to merge my old art account into a personal :)) it’s gonna have the same handle as this one!!
September 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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"You're fucked either way tbh so you may as well just ride" her wisdom is so poignant like always
September 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The thing is (obviously) Bella should have picked Jacob.
September 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
bring back true male yearning
if he were really so obsessed with her he woulda put a bib on and gone on mop duty with the hurricane✈️tongue when her period hit but nobody is ready for that conversation
September 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Going back to my roots (watching twilight)
September 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
was trying my best to have a good second day of prehalloween by baking and watching Halloweentown but now am stuck on the couch debilitated over
the all encompassing anguish suffered planet-wide. orz
September 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
reading (and enjoying!!!) throne of glass but no one I know has read it so I can’t talk to anyone about it and I think the guy I like most will get his heart broken orz
August 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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just write what you want to read! and if it turns out other people want to read too, well... fuck you
August 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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dubcon is when your consent is spoken in a different language, subcon is when it's spoken in the original language and translated via subtitles
August 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
This should be fucking illegal!!! WHERE DID MY LITTLE BABY GO
August 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
If you recline your seat back on a plane I should be allowed to hit you
August 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I think the trend of putting a click bait title over a small video of someone doing a menial task while the actual content of the video is written in the caption (thus hoping you will leave the video looping while you read it so they get more engagement) should get ppl shot (in Minecraft)
August 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
There are only 11 charlisle fics with blood drinking and I’ve read the 3 that are actually completed. How are you gonna have a vampire ship and only 11/62 explicit fics have blood drinking. Whats your fucking problem? I don’t have TIME to do this shit myself
August 17, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I think we should bring back locking people up in the stocks and throwing tomatoes at them, personally.
August 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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"the spider-curse"
August 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I love how the south invented Sauna Everywhere Outside during summer. It’s like. Why SHOULD we have to go somewhere for one yk? Why NOT just have Sauna Everywhere Outside?
August 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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when are they gonna finally make Fire Emblem: Nuance?
August 13, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Whenever I’m writing something weird or wondering if anyone else will even dig this like I do, I think about Anne Rice bringing Atlantis and aliens into her gothic vampire lore and breathe a sigh of relief.
August 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The fact that I’m almost on page 200 of my novel manuscript is kinda so hype 😭😭
August 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
August 13, 2026 at 6:11 AM
HELLO?
July 28, 2026 at 12:44 AM
still thinking about the indie author who asked me where I found a typo on her first page and then said that was just her “stylistic choice 😊” and therefore not incorrect.

letting anyone press publish on am*zon was a bad choice for humanity and books en masse.
July 27, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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followed an elf into the woods behind ace hardware and he kicked the shit out of me with his stupid shoes
July 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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the part where Jesus climbs down off the cross and kills all the Romans is unfortunately not in the Bible, because of woke
July 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Girl on the patio smoking a bowl staring at the sky after just having a crying meltdown under the bed: everything’s gonna be okay 🫶🏻
July 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM