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i prefer lee van cleef
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I expect the Harry Potter show will be popular, at least for a while, and the extremism of the author will be minimized. If this comes to pass, I suggest practicing these phrases:

"No, I haven't heard about it."
"Isn't that for, uh, 11 year olds?"
"So... you're really still into that? Uh. OK."
March 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Joe Rogan's podcast is the #2 destination of guys who have gone to Epstein Island. #1 being Epstein Island
March 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Joe Rogan thinks that Mamdani is a psychopath but the 10 guys that he knows that is in the Epstein files are normal
February 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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The Republican Party is like one of those things where the police announce that a bunch of guys that owe child support have won a prize and then arrest them when they come to claim it but for rounding up pedophiles and perverts
MAGA chief of staff to an Alaska senator arrested—for sex trafficking at least 12 children.

Police report calls him "compulsive child exploitation offender" engaging in "high-volume conduct" with 13-year-old girls.

Last victim was supposed to be a "birthday gift"—but her mother managed rescue her.
February 21, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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One of the keys to dodging posters madness is remembering that some people don't check every reply to their posts and decide to like or not like it, because they are Normal
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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TRUMP: You're a dickless moron, and I think I'll order you shot in the brain.

REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.

TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death
February 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Put. The. Burger. Down!
February 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Found a rat with the face of a human man. He said please I'm Matt Yglesias I have been forsaken I am a human being help me, and I threw that man rat hybrid directly into a deep fryer and I kept running until my leg gave out. I know I did the right thing.
January 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Media : why were people cheering for Luigi

People :
22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: Lawsuit
Cole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.
It bears repeating and repeating ad nauseum: If you withheld support from Biden/Harris as a means of advocating for Palestinian nationhood and the aspirations of the Palestinian people and you did not see this moment coming: You are a performative, sloganeering and politically incompetent rube.
here's audio of Trump saying he wants to "clear out" Gaza and move Palestinians elsewhere
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I won't say it but you can think it
January 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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or, in shorter form

leftists get scolded about how they need to have perfect optics and they shouldn't expect to get ahead with anything less; centrist and party sycophants think they should get to tell everybody "suck my dick, fuck you" for optics and this to have no impact on their support
January 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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acab includes this piece a shit
January 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
no, keep talking, i'm up playing
January 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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ow! my balls!: special victims unit
My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Never forget
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM