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Greasy Thug II
@smarka.bsky.social
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Civil rights/disability rights lawyer, Indianapolis.

Always the Billy Lyons, never the Stagger Lee
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Saw sunn O))) last night. They were so loud I heard the voice of god.
October 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Currently have two work neighbors, Mitchell and Christuhfuh
Picture of a dragonfly on the opposite side of a window. A tree is visible in the background. I named him Mitchell because that’s a pretty good name. Picture of a spider on the opposite side of a window. A tree is visible in the background. I named him Christuhfuh after Michael Imperioli, who played Spider in Goodfellas and Christopher “Christuhfuh” Moltisanti on the Sopranos
September 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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My week mostly sucked, but I got to see Natural Information Society play a free show at the new Contemporary Art Museum. It was pretty rad.
The band Natural Information Society on a stage under a tent. The band includes a harmonium, bass clarinet, drum kit, and guembri. The band Natural Information Society on a stage under a tent from a wide angle.
September 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Here is Wilson. He doesn’t really know how you’re supposed to use a bed, but he looks content.
A blue Merle Mini Aussie taking a breather on a hike. His tongue is out. Same blue merle mini Aussie, this time sleeping at home. His dog bed sits on top of an ottoman. He is sleeping halfway on the bed, halfway off because he doesn’t understand how beds work.
August 26, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Do gnomes prefer blondes?
Picture of a box of La Chouffe Belgian Blonde beer. The box has a drawing of a gnome on a unicycle holding a flag that says “BLONDE” on a stick. He is approaching a tulip glass with a heady beer. The glass has a picture of a gnome on it. The glass is larger than the gnome on the unicycle.
May 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Wilson does not understand beds, a continuing series of
A black, white, and grey mini Australian Shepherd lying on his back on the floor. His back legs are touching the side of a small dog bed. His upper body is twisted to the side. He is on the vinyl flooring next to an area rug. Despite the appearance, he seems to find this position comfortable. A black, white, and grey mini Australian Shepherd lying on his back on the floor. His back legs are touching the side of a small dog bed. His upper body is twisted to the side. He is on the vinyl flooring next to an area rug. Despite the appearance, he seems to find this position comfortable.
April 30, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Honer and Marge in front of double doors. Homer is wearing a suit with a bow tie, a top hat, a monocle, and a sash that says “Senator.” He is smoking a cigar and twirling a pistol in his other hand. He’s sitting in a rocker. Marge is next to him. She’s wearing a pink polka dot bikini and red pumps. She’s go-go dancing. This is also my pfp.
April 29, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Go Hoosiers
Screenshot of confirmation page for a donation to the EDSBS charity bowl on behalf of the National Champion Indian Hoosiers. It says “Thanks, Sam!” (My name) and has a picture of a dude with a beard and glasses. I should know who that is but i don’t. You gotta give!
April 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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There’s also naming your dog Wilson (though that implies you’re #2).
A blue Merle toy Aussie sitting next to a tree.
April 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Example:
Sticks on the dirt. There are a couple of plants sprouting next to them. The plants are not included in the offer.
April 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Driven through, but haven’t stopped in (is there actually anything there?)
Road sign for Gnaw Bone, Indiana
March 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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This man can eat crab rangoon, things of that nature
Cover of the Tim Dog Album Penicillin on Wax. It is a picture of Tim Dog rocking a high top fade, absurdly large chain necklaces, bracelets, rings, and some aviator shades. The picture is black and white with a black background and he’s wearing a black shirt. It makes him look like the most fearsome man ever, which is appropriate for this album.
March 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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Wilson is a good hiker for such a smol boi.
A blue Merle mini Aussie next to a tree overlooking a bluff. It kind of looks like a big canyon but it’s not that big of a drop off (it’s central Indiana where everything is pretty flat).
March 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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The Dune poster with the line from Back to the Future where they guy says “Chuck. It’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you’re looking for?”
March 20, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Deerhoof @ The Healer (Indianapolis) last night. Their label (Joyful Noise) sold a lathe cut 7” of a song they played and sold it after the show.
Deerhoof on stage. Deerhoof on stage. Picture of a 7” record.
February 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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People will take justice into their own hands. As always, predicted by the Simpsons
Screenshot from the Simpsons. Homer is dressed as Krusty the Clown. He is being pulled away from the Krusty Burger’s Hamburglar character after beating him to death in a parking lot. This was the violent act that led to the “stop it, he’s already dead” meme. As far as I know, neither Homer nor Krusty were arrested for this murder. This suggests that prisoner has been abolished in Springfield and citizens are able to carry out vigilante justice when others bring harm to the community, such as by stealing hamburgers.
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Blue Mind Midtown Coffee (Colombian). Made in aeropress for a latte. Served in a Bodum double walled glass.
A hand holding a glass cup of coffee with milk and foam. The beverage is half finished. You can sort of see my laptop screen in the background. I am doing a required training for my work’s wellness rewards program.
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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This guy drove past the No Kings rally
A van with advertising for”CJM Mechanical,” but the lettering looks like it says “CUM”
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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John be like:
Screen cap from the Simpsons. Several child characters are on a school bus. Ralph Wiggins is on the floor next to a banana, saying “Go, banana!”
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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This is Wilson. When he’s not being a monster, he is often sleeping in unusual positions.
A blue Merle mini Aussie sleeping with the upper half of his body slung off the side of a bed. He does not understand beds. A blue Merle mini Aussie sleeping on the floor. He is twisted with his back partly on the floor and his side partly on the floor, pressed up against the front of a sofa. I don’t know how this is comfortable.
January 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Jon Glaser in Delocated. He is wearing a turquoise polo shirt and a ski mask with a blue baseball cap on top.
January 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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You can rest assured that whenever I say “mandolin”, I am specifically referring to Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001).
Nicolas Cage as Captain Corelli (I assume) in Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. He is wearing an olive colored army uniform and sitting on a rock. He has his leg crossed over his knee and is strumming the titular mandolin (I assume). I have not seen this movie.
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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David Harrison. So worthless he couldn’t even catch a suspension for the Malice at the Palace.
David Harrison in a Pacers uniform. He looks like he doesn’t know what is going on.
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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TJ Ford was the king of this look.
TJ Ford in a purple Milwaukee Bucks uniform holding a basketball in front of a white background. His shorts go well below the knee, almost to his ankles
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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The year of Wilson
My Meriam-Webster 2026 word is “smol” A small black and white mini Aussie on a couch, lying on his side and weirdly fitting himself into the corner of the couch. He was sleeping like this. He is “smol”
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM