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Cars these days have way too many confusing gadgets.
I tried to back up, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
I tried to back up, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
September 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Cars these days have way too many confusing gadgets.
I tried to back up, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
I tried to back up, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
Did you know that when two Egyptology professors are in the same room they always fart at the same time? It’s the curse of toot-in-common.
September 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Did you know that when two Egyptology professors are in the same room they always fart at the same time? It’s the curse of toot-in-common.
Good to see that Witkoff & Kushner and managed to negotiate an agreement to open the Straits of Hormuz.
Oh wait, they had nothing to do with this agreement. Bang up job from the 🍊🤡’s crack negotiators. 🤦🏻♂️
Oh wait, they had nothing to do with this agreement. Bang up job from the 🍊🤡’s crack negotiators. 🤦🏻♂️
September 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Good to see that Witkoff & Kushner and managed to negotiate an agreement to open the Straits of Hormuz.
Oh wait, they had nothing to do with this agreement. Bang up job from the 🍊🤡’s crack negotiators. 🤦🏻♂️
Oh wait, they had nothing to do with this agreement. Bang up job from the 🍊🤡’s crack negotiators. 🤦🏻♂️
Have you ever noticed that all the instruments looking for intelligent life are pointed away from the earth?
September 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Have you ever noticed that all the instruments looking for intelligent life are pointed away from the earth?
Working in an unemployment office has to be pretty tense. Knowing that if you get fired you still need to come into work the next day.
September 9, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Working in an unemployment office has to be pretty tense. Knowing that if you get fired you still need to come into work the next day.
Last night I dreamed I made 1000 pancakes. I was tossing and turning all night!
September 7, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Last night I dreamed I made 1000 pancakes. I was tossing and turning all night!
What pronouns goes a chocolate bar use?
Her/She
Her/She
September 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
What pronouns goes a chocolate bar use?
Her/She
Her/She
I quit my job at the helium factory. I didn’t like being spoken to in that tone.
September 4, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I quit my job at the helium factory. I didn’t like being spoken to in that tone.
So the Abraham Lincoln is stopping next to Pattaya in Thailand. I hope they refilled their stocks of penicillin as some of them young boys will be needed so antibiotics real soon.
September 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
So the Abraham Lincoln is stopping next to Pattaya in Thailand. I hope they refilled their stocks of penicillin as some of them young boys will be needed so antibiotics real soon.
Did you hear about the small fish with cancer?
Finding Chemo!
Finding Chemo!
September 2, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Did you hear about the small fish with cancer?
Finding Chemo!
Finding Chemo!
Unfortunately I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned.
August 31, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Unfortunately I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned.
Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
August 30, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
I invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent . . . . It goes without saying.
August 28, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent . . . . It goes without saying.
“Dad, I think the bougie man is under my bed.”
“Don’t you mean the boogeyman?”
Voice from under the bed, “The thread count on these sheets is pathetic!”
“Don’t you mean the boogeyman?”
Voice from under the bed, “The thread count on these sheets is pathetic!”
August 26, 2026 at 11:53 AM
“Dad, I think the bougie man is under my bed.”
“Don’t you mean the boogeyman?”
Voice from under the bed, “The thread count on these sheets is pathetic!”
“Don’t you mean the boogeyman?”
Voice from under the bed, “The thread count on these sheets is pathetic!”
Can someone explain to me the upside of a foreign policy that seems to be find our closest allies and piss them off? I’m thinking mostly of Canada, but it applies to really all of our allies.
What’s the good part about this plan?
What’s the good part about this plan?
August 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Can someone explain to me the upside of a foreign policy that seems to be find our closest allies and piss them off? I’m thinking mostly of Canada, but it applies to really all of our allies.
What’s the good part about this plan?
What’s the good part about this plan?
An armed man ran into a real estate agent’s office and shouted “Nobody Move!”
August 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
An armed man ran into a real estate agent’s office and shouted “Nobody Move!”
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
August 23, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
In Greek mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a medical doctor. That made him the centaur of disease control.
August 21, 2026 at 11:25 AM
In Greek mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a medical doctor. That made him the centaur of disease control.
Just so it’s clear, I am tired of all this MAGA winning.
August 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Just so it’s clear, I am tired of all this MAGA winning.
If the no 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still no 2?
August 19, 2026 at 11:46 AM
If the no 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still no 2?
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a few new faces today and I must say I’m disappointed.
August 17, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a few new faces today and I must say I’m disappointed.
It’s been months since I bought the book How to Scam People Online. It still hasn’t arrived at my house.
August 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
It’s been months since I bought the book How to Scam People Online. It still hasn’t arrived at my house.
I just got a new book: The Legend and Adventures of the fiery Sir Racha.
August 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I just got a new book: The Legend and Adventures of the fiery Sir Racha.
Having a little nap on the sofa before hauling myself to bed for the main event. I call it a little snors d’oeuvre.
August 13, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Having a little nap on the sofa before hauling myself to bed for the main event. I call it a little snors d’oeuvre.