Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
smeggy-eggs.bsky.social
Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
@smeggy-eggs.bsky.social
He/him. Art enthusiast, horror fan, RPG addict.
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop)

PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art.
When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart.
September 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
Gamescom AI Slop Thread.

Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
August 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
Happy Kirk's day!
August 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
it is really important to be loud about this stuff because it's typically kept very quiet to enable people to go "See? Nothing happened, it was just people being dramatic"
oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this???

In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now

DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING
June 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
August 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
August 4, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
i do not care if he personally asked people or not ( i doubt he did) but this is what happens to trans people any time a famous person treats us like shit. on here. this is harassment and it is ken's responsibility to do something about it.
this is kens fault. I have assholes combing my account apparently looking for anything they can report. I already deleted all posts prior to last week because I have been harassed off this once before.
I have an email that says a post and my account were restored for not being in violation yet nothing explaining why I was suspended in the first place.
August 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
July 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
@ala-booklist.bsky.social I'd have an easier time believing you if you hadn't expended so much energy detaching quotes before deciding to ditch the post entirely.
July 22, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
"Cognitive surrender" is a fascinating concept to think about the impact of AI as it exists under reactionary tech

Preventing people from thinking for themselves and imagining different worlds is a godsend for authoritarians

thenextweb.com/news/wharton...
Wharton researchers coined 'cognitive surrender' to describe what happens when people let AI think for them
A Wharton study found people accepted wrong AI answers 80% of the time, as apps like Moot now let five AI personas vote on your life decisions.
thenextweb.com
July 21, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
Among them are some despicable scum who are trying to damage the Silent Hill brand by disparaging me. That’s why I regularly address and refute comments like this. Those scumbags keep spouting nonsense like, “Ito’s always angry lol” or something like that LMAO
Be free from the cringe and don’t worry what people on the internet think. The person who made that post is likely a child and doesn’t know how to act/talk.
July 21, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
jesus christ
alcoholic trying to get sober after a relapse tells Google's "Health Coach" about it.

it tells them to drink every hour and messages them to make sure they're drinking as soon as they wake up.
July 20, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
Give to your local food banks and community fridges.

Yell at and vote against every professional Republican you encounter.

Vote against every do-nothing Democrat in every primary.
July 21, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
86. For an amateur theatrical, Lovecraft was required to fill in as a female impersonator, wearing a dress and carrying a parasol.
July 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
Let alone the fact that people actually pay for that site 😂.

Like what a waste of your money on top of all the other reasons why that is a bad idea.
these new artist refugees be like "I can excuse turning clean water into explicit edits of women and children but now you're hurting my metrics!"
July 20, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
Why spend hundreds of dollars for a *chance* to get a character in a mediocre game where the money goes to a rich corpo that are embracing gen AI to pay artists less, when instead you could spend that money to get a GUARANTEED PNG of your blorbo! Maybe even get a blorbo specially designed for you?
July 20, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
July 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
July 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
John Carpenter has released a statement on the passing of Sam Neill:

"The world has lost a remarkable actor, father, farmer, and friend. Thank you, Sam, for your extraordinary work, kindness, and the memories."
July 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
When a Democrat praises Lindsey Graham and ignores his vital role in enabling an autocratic takeover of American government, it's because it's all a game to them. It's because they view Congress as a private members club and because they are immune from the consequences of government action.
July 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
Lindsey Graham was one of the main subjects of a @theatlantic.com cover story I wrote in 2020, on why people collaborate with regimes they know are immoral. Here's a gift link:
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
History Will Judge the Complicit
Why have Republican leaders abandoned their principles in support of an immoral and dangerous president?
www.theatlantic.com
July 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
“I believe women and children and I forgive Jeffrey Epstein”
I believe women and I forgive Graham Platner
July 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
Robocop.

No I'm serious.

Robocop is the definitive movie about America, a place where everything from a cop's violent death to urban decay to police brutality are all immediately latched onto for potential profit, the only thing that matters at the end of the day.
July 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM