Smellbringer
@smellbringer.bsky.social
Autistic | Asexual | He-ho/Him | 30
You ever wonder why we're here?
You ever wonder why we're here?
I celebrated Kissinger, but this will be the second and I will celebrate waaay harder.
September 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I celebrated Kissinger, but this will be the second and I will celebrate waaay harder.
Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, and Donald Trump would like a word with you. Starting wars and invading nations for vibes is 100% something insane dictators do, because they’re insane.
In fact Putin has stated that taking Ukraine is part of a historical Imperial Russia project.
In fact Putin has stated that taking Ukraine is part of a historical Imperial Russia project.
September 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, and Donald Trump would like a word with you. Starting wars and invading nations for vibes is 100% something insane dictators do, because they’re insane.
In fact Putin has stated that taking Ukraine is part of a historical Imperial Russia project.
In fact Putin has stated that taking Ukraine is part of a historical Imperial Russia project.
Ah brilliant, because being told they can't do it always makes people stop doing what they're doing.
In case you can't tell, that was sarcasm.
In case you can't tell, that was sarcasm.
September 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Ah brilliant, because being told they can't do it always makes people stop doing what they're doing.
In case you can't tell, that was sarcasm.
In case you can't tell, that was sarcasm.
What's funny is that Soap's original incarnation from the original MW2 was the first man I ever found handsome. Turns out that I gruff scottish men attractive; shocked me too.
September 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
What's funny is that Soap's original incarnation from the original MW2 was the first man I ever found handsome. Turns out that I gruff scottish men attractive; shocked me too.
It will never not be funny that Call of Duty, the most "dude bro" franchise in gaming, has leaned into both yaoi and yuri.
September 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
It will never not be funny that Call of Duty, the most "dude bro" franchise in gaming, has leaned into both yaoi and yuri.
Look inside and see the Dark Lord Sauron staring back at you?
September 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Look inside and see the Dark Lord Sauron staring back at you?
They also added an intro...
Yeah, that's not much tbh and isn't worth the washed out colors and butchered music. Damn you, launch GBA hardware!
Yeah, that's not much tbh and isn't worth the washed out colors and butchered music. Damn you, launch GBA hardware!
September 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
They also added an intro...
Yeah, that's not much tbh and isn't worth the washed out colors and butchered music. Damn you, launch GBA hardware!
Yeah, that's not much tbh and isn't worth the washed out colors and butchered music. Damn you, launch GBA hardware!
"There is a problem."
Reacher's solution? Being Large until the problem goes away.
Reacher's solution? Being Large until the problem goes away.
September 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
"There is a problem."
Reacher's solution? Being Large until the problem goes away.
Reacher's solution? Being Large until the problem goes away.
Kendrick really did cheese him, huh?
September 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Kendrick really did cheese him, huh?
Avasarala '28
Rain Hellfire Down On Them
Rain Hellfire Down On Them
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Avasarala '28
Rain Hellfire Down On Them
Rain Hellfire Down On Them
Might as well have said, "Is smoking addictive? To find out we talked to this guy who's still smoking despite his lung cancer diagnosis."
September 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Might as well have said, "Is smoking addictive? To find out we talked to this guy who's still smoking despite his lung cancer diagnosis."
That's what I thought.
September 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
That's what I thought.
Wasn't it Paparazzi rags like the Daily Mail that hounded Princess D literally to death?
September 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Wasn't it Paparazzi rags like the Daily Mail that hounded Princess D literally to death?
These people won’t be satisfied until every game is just a Sports Illustrated issue where every article is some derivative of Mein Kampf.
September 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
These people won’t be satisfied until every game is just a Sports Illustrated issue where every article is some derivative of Mein Kampf.
Isn’t Harry Potter already technically an isekai? The whole plot being about a social outcast who discovers another world where he’s the most special little guy.
Difference is that Harry doesn’t have a harem because that’d be weird for a pre-teen to have.
Difference is that Harry doesn’t have a harem because that’d be weird for a pre-teen to have.
September 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Isn’t Harry Potter already technically an isekai? The whole plot being about a social outcast who discovers another world where he’s the most special little guy.
Difference is that Harry doesn’t have a harem because that’d be weird for a pre-teen to have.
Difference is that Harry doesn’t have a harem because that’d be weird for a pre-teen to have.
"Save Charlie from the bullet."
What bullet? His neck just did that of it's own volition.
What bullet? His neck just did that of it's own volition.
September 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"Save Charlie from the bullet."
What bullet? His neck just did that of it's own volition.
What bullet? His neck just did that of it's own volition.
If we have to burn our cultural institutions to ensure the fuckers don’t desecrate them, then that’s the game. Make it clear and stark the price Americans must pay for our institutional hubris.
September 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
If we have to burn our cultural institutions to ensure the fuckers don’t desecrate them, then that’s the game. Make it clear and stark the price Americans must pay for our institutional hubris.
I mean, you could be at a hearing of congress investigating sex crimes and beastiality is part of that.
Other than that very specific situation then yeah, you’re fucked.
Other than that very specific situation then yeah, you’re fucked.
September 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I mean, you could be at a hearing of congress investigating sex crimes and beastiality is part of that.
Other than that very specific situation then yeah, you’re fucked.
Other than that very specific situation then yeah, you’re fucked.
When I go to Costco for my grocery shopping every two weeks I always buy a thing of cookies for work and have some for breakfast the next day. It’s great tbh.
September 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
When I go to Costco for my grocery shopping every two weeks I always buy a thing of cookies for work and have some for breakfast the next day. It’s great tbh.
Same. You bury the truth of who you are and the needs you have and all you do is make yourself miserable for no good reason.
September 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Same. You bury the truth of who you are and the needs you have and all you do is make yourself miserable for no good reason.
His Captain Pike cosplay needs work though.
September 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
His Captain Pike cosplay needs work though.