smiley riley
@smileyriley18.bsky.social
there's never enough time to do all the nothing you want
well i might not look very pretty in it
October 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
well i might not look very pretty in it
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Most cultures in Portland, Oregon are transhumanist and politically correct
September 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Most cultures in Portland, Oregon are transhumanist and politically correct
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Houston Rockets GM in 2000
It's time to get Hakeem and Chuck out
September 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Houston Rockets GM in 2000
daddy should consider getting a houseplant or perhaps a garden
Daddy has the Need to Seed 😏 💦 💦💦💦💦
August 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
daddy should consider getting a houseplant or perhaps a garden
been trying for weeks to come up with an "enes can't-her" joke and i just can't do it
August 24, 2026 at 1:54 PM
been trying for weeks to come up with an "enes can't-her" joke and i just can't do it
woke panic at the disco:
so testosterone boys and estrogen girls
will you transition to this beat
and hold your pronouns close
so testosterone boys and estrogen girls
will you transition to this beat
and hold your pronouns close
August 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
woke panic at the disco:
so testosterone boys and estrogen girls
will you transition to this beat
and hold your pronouns close
so testosterone boys and estrogen girls
will you transition to this beat
and hold your pronouns close
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few things can compare to the joys of americas favorite stock car racing series..perhaps a luscious plum
August 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
few things can compare to the joys of americas favorite stock car racing series..perhaps a luscious plum
gooner marie antoinette;
Just show them some porn.
August 13, 2026 at 6:29 AM
gooner marie antoinette;
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sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with
August 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with
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August 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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I am a 63 year old woman who has no particular interest in Bernie Sanders.
July 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I am a 63 year old woman who has no particular interest in Bernie Sanders.
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Repeat after me:
I am not gayer than Zohran Mamdani.
I am not gayer than Keir Starmer.
I am not gayer than the Rizzler.
I am not gayer than Kamala Harris.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be gayer than I am.
I am not gayer than Zohran Mamdani.
I am not gayer than Keir Starmer.
I am not gayer than the Rizzler.
I am not gayer than Kamala Harris.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be gayer than I am.
July 21, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Repeat after me:
I am not gayer than Zohran Mamdani.
I am not gayer than Keir Starmer.
I am not gayer than the Rizzler.
I am not gayer than Kamala Harris.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be gayer than I am.
I am not gayer than Zohran Mamdani.
I am not gayer than Keir Starmer.
I am not gayer than the Rizzler.
I am not gayer than Kamala Harris.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be gayer than I am.
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not sure why so many people are saying they haven’t heard from him in weeks and he’s in the hospital not doing his job. in fact Michael McDowell raced on Sunday and finished 29th
July 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
not sure why so many people are saying they haven’t heard from him in weeks and he’s in the hospital not doing his job. in fact Michael McDowell raced on Sunday and finished 29th
there have been two games in wnba history that have resulted in quadruple overtime. the first occurred in 2001. the second occurred tonight.
both games resulted in a washington mystics victory
this is the statistical weirdness i live for
both games resulted in a washington mystics victory
this is the statistical weirdness i live for
June 29, 2026 at 5:32 AM
there have been two games in wnba history that have resulted in quadruple overtime. the first occurred in 2001. the second occurred tonight.
both games resulted in a washington mystics victory
this is the statistical weirdness i live for
both games resulted in a washington mystics victory
this is the statistical weirdness i live for
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now this is a good one. one of my favorites
June 22, 2026 at 4:38 AM
now this is a good one. one of my favorites
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Jeff Gordon faced many anxieties when he started out as a nascar driver which is how he earned his nickname , The Rainbow Worrier
June 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Jeff Gordon faced many anxieties when he started out as a nascar driver which is how he earned his nickname , The Rainbow Worrier
been watching the world cup these last few days and i can't help but notice that i havent seen Micronesia play yet. what's going on there?
June 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
been watching the world cup these last few days and i can't help but notice that i havent seen Micronesia play yet. what's going on there?
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Can I find true love on this apps make it real and honest
June 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Can I find true love on this apps make it real and honest
gonna be so awesome when the charlotte hornets do this next year
June 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM
gonna be so awesome when the charlotte hornets do this next year
I hear the spurs are gotta put de'aaron fox on a raft and let him float into the sea, never to return
June 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I hear the spurs are gotta put de'aaron fox on a raft and let him float into the sea, never to return
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"I'm hurting, everyone else should" is too much of the zeitgeist keeping things going in the direction they are
June 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"I'm hurting, everyone else should" is too much of the zeitgeist keeping things going in the direction they are