smulk
@smulk.bsky.social
I’m just here to be dumb and gay and horny to varying degrees.
why are you reading the Washington Post
September 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
why are you reading the Washington Post
The first track, Interplay, has scooped out space in my brain for permanent residence youtu.be/E-IvDmHAIqM
THE DESTRUCTION OF THE CULT OF THE SUN - INTERPLAY (LIVE SESSION)
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September 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The first track, Interplay, has scooped out space in my brain for permanent residence youtu.be/E-IvDmHAIqM
Where do I get one of those loose homosexual tank tops with a woodcut of a major arcana
September 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Where do I get one of those loose homosexual tank tops with a woodcut of a major arcana
BUTTER HOPE BEACH
September 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
BUTTER HOPE BEACH
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This framing implies that progressive men don’t rape or assault , and that’s just not the case.
Two separate facts:
- most academics are more conservative than popular discourse imagines or admits
- there is a very high prevalence of sexual abuse and abuse of power in universities
Two separate facts:
- most academics are more conservative than popular discourse imagines or admits
- there is a very high prevalence of sexual abuse and abuse of power in universities
This is why most faculty cannot make sense of the 'woke' University trope. Our lived experiences bear little resemblance to it. This is far closer to the norm.
UW-Madison professor engages in multiple sexual relationships with students, disparages another over their sexual orientation and appearance, creates hostile environment, and department leadership covers it all up. And in true “pass the trash” fashion, moves on to ASU once forced to resign.
September 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
This framing implies that progressive men don’t rape or assault , and that’s just not the case.
Two separate facts:
- most academics are more conservative than popular discourse imagines or admits
- there is a very high prevalence of sexual abuse and abuse of power in universities
Two separate facts:
- most academics are more conservative than popular discourse imagines or admits
- there is a very high prevalence of sexual abuse and abuse of power in universities
“AI democratizes creativity.” Yes, because we’ve all seen how monetizing a thing creates equity.
You turned creativity into a slot machine and have the audacity to invoke the language of social justice to defend it.
You turned creativity into a slot machine and have the audacity to invoke the language of social justice to defend it.
September 1, 2026 at 11:24 AM
“AI democratizes creativity.” Yes, because we’ve all seen how monetizing a thing creates equity.
You turned creativity into a slot machine and have the audacity to invoke the language of social justice to defend it.
You turned creativity into a slot machine and have the audacity to invoke the language of social justice to defend it.
I am just now processing the fact that I will be non-consensually exposed to a Mumford & Sons tribute band before I turn 60.
August 31, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I am just now processing the fact that I will be non-consensually exposed to a Mumford & Sons tribute band before I turn 60.
Elegance is when cleverness meets simplicity.
August 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Elegance is when cleverness meets simplicity.
The romanticism of a greasy spoon is dampened when the breakfast costs $30.
August 28, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The romanticism of a greasy spoon is dampened when the breakfast costs $30.
It’s wild how much buying a full set of faggy little gym shorts to change into after work has helped cement my exercise habit.
August 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
It’s wild how much buying a full set of faggy little gym shorts to change into after work has helped cement my exercise habit.
Protect Cher at all costs.
August 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Protect Cher at all costs.
I swear to god I will transcend my mortal flesh and become an avenging asura the first time I see an AI-generated video of Dolly.
August 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I swear to god I will transcend my mortal flesh and become an avenging asura the first time I see an AI-generated video of Dolly.
So “listening to my body” for sleep evidently means nodding off at 10:30pm and waking up at 4am without an alarm.
August 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
So “listening to my body” for sleep evidently means nodding off at 10:30pm and waking up at 4am without an alarm.
I’m realizing the difficulty of showing off leveling up your sudoku skills 🙃
August 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I’m realizing the difficulty of showing off leveling up your sudoku skills 🙃
How many days in a row should your eyelid twitch involuntarily before you can say you’re having a Normal One?
August 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
How many days in a row should your eyelid twitch involuntarily before you can say you’re having a Normal One?
I am ready for new stories.
August 15, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I am ready for new stories.
Okay so yes I do have a spiritual experience every time it rains. And what?
August 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Okay so yes I do have a spiritual experience every time it rains. And what?
I’ve been unhappy with my food choices the past few days 🫤
August 6, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I’ve been unhappy with my food choices the past few days 🫤
May your dick skin keep getting caught in zippers Final Destination style.
July 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
May your dick skin keep getting caught in zippers Final Destination style.
I am once again beset with the homosexual urge to be on display.
July 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I am once again beset with the homosexual urge to be on display.
In 48 hours I’m going to be submerged in so much nerdy joy at GenCon and I can’t wait.
I love when people fully embrace whatever their thing is without contrivance.
I love when people fully embrace whatever their thing is without contrivance.
July 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
In 48 hours I’m going to be submerged in so much nerdy joy at GenCon and I can’t wait.
I love when people fully embrace whatever their thing is without contrivance.
I love when people fully embrace whatever their thing is without contrivance.
Maybe if I stay sprawled on my bed long enough instead of working out some handsome man will barge in and flirtatiously give me shit about it.
July 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Maybe if I stay sprawled on my bed long enough instead of working out some handsome man will barge in and flirtatiously give me shit about it.
I am such a slut for cinnamon.
July 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I am such a slut for cinnamon.
There’s a certain kind of person who insists on overextending themselves with generosity.
And then they either resent you for accepting their offer because you’re taking advantage of them
OR
they resent you for declining their offer because it means you are a monster and hate them.
And then they either resent you for accepting their offer because you’re taking advantage of them
OR
they resent you for declining their offer because it means you are a monster and hate them.
July 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
There’s a certain kind of person who insists on overextending themselves with generosity.
And then they either resent you for accepting their offer because you’re taking advantage of them
OR
they resent you for declining their offer because it means you are a monster and hate them.
And then they either resent you for accepting their offer because you’re taking advantage of them
OR
they resent you for declining their offer because it means you are a monster and hate them.