Kev
@snoozedude.bsky.social
Grunge, punk, hxc, emo, blah, blah
Probably slaying a virtual dragon in a cave
Fuck maga fuck ice. 30 He/him, 21+dni
Probably slaying a virtual dragon in a cave
Fuck maga fuck ice. 30 He/him, 21+dni
she should be our overlord. It’s bullshit that she’s not
Who's the Clown? - Album by Audrey Hobert | Spotify
Audrey Hobert · album · 2025 · 12 songs
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September 27, 2026 at 1:44 PM
she should be our overlord. It’s bullshit that she’s not
seeing resident evil tomorrow! People are unanimously saying it’s very good which is shocking & unheard of for this series
September 18, 2026 at 4:32 PM
seeing resident evil tomorrow! People are unanimously saying it’s very good which is shocking & unheard of for this series
They drew horns & blacked out my tooth with a marker
September 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
They drew horns & blacked out my tooth with a marker
It’s been ages since I’ve hit the Quan. It’s bout time I dust off the ol Quan
September 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
It’s been ages since I’ve hit the Quan. It’s bout time I dust off the ol Quan
“This fucks verily”
- a wizard who chanced upon the scene
- a wizard who chanced upon the scene
September 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
“This fucks verily”
- a wizard who chanced upon the scene
- a wizard who chanced upon the scene
I stomped a pinto bean into oblivion, forever infused in the floor of this enterprise rental car
September 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I stomped a pinto bean into oblivion, forever infused in the floor of this enterprise rental car
I’m not following back uncle Bill on Instagram eat shit uncle bill
September 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I’m not following back uncle Bill on Instagram eat shit uncle bill
You got me now here I am
September 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
You got me now here I am
This sandwich shop was shot up just yesterday, but as they say you gotta risk it for the biscuit
September 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
This sandwich shop was shot up just yesterday, but as they say you gotta risk it for the biscuit
Elizabeth Holmes stole my money & DNA. I didn’t put up much of a fight she caught me at a great time
September 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Elizabeth Holmes stole my money & DNA. I didn’t put up much of a fight she caught me at a great time
As one candle is snuffed out, another is lit
September 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
As one candle is snuffed out, another is lit
But then I thought, “What a gift! What a gift it is to be missed so dearly.”
September 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
But then I thought, “What a gift! What a gift it is to be missed so dearly.”
If anything goes wrong we gotta link arms like monkeys in a barrel & brace for impact
September 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
If anything goes wrong we gotta link arms like monkeys in a barrel & brace for impact
“We need to go to bed early so we can wake up on time” yeah bro that sentence alone is going to keep me up for 3 days straight
September 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
“We need to go to bed early so we can wake up on time” yeah bro that sentence alone is going to keep me up for 3 days straight
Witnessed someone earnestly referring to Bon Jovi as “Bon”, as if that were his first name
September 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Witnessed someone earnestly referring to Bon Jovi as “Bon”, as if that were his first name
clove of garlic, the body
olive oil, the blood
olive oil, the blood
September 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
clove of garlic, the body
olive oil, the blood
olive oil, the blood
creating new superstitions to abide by
September 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
creating new superstitions to abide by
opening the dark portal in front of this live studio audience
September 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
opening the dark portal in front of this live studio audience
Sade is playing in Lowe’s. I close my eyes, & for a moment, I hear voices of ppl who love me
September 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Sade is playing in Lowe’s. I close my eyes, & for a moment, I hear voices of ppl who love me
NEVER listen to autocorrect. You are correct. always
August 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
NEVER listen to autocorrect. You are correct. always
I sold my rare necromancer leggings in the auction house. I finally have enough gold to buy my own horse
August 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I sold my rare necromancer leggings in the auction house. I finally have enough gold to buy my own horse
I am joining Team Rocket
August 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I am joining Team Rocket
This is reporter, reporting live. Back to you.
Thanks reporter.
Thanks reporter.
August 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
This is reporter, reporting live. Back to you.
Thanks reporter.
Thanks reporter.
Cut to commercial im dying here
August 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Cut to commercial im dying here