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J. Snythe
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listening to the gnossiennes type of down bad
July 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This is the Harold Lauder theory of J.D. Vance, and I will never unsee it now.
He's a tragedy of a slighted fat kid & smart but awkward neurodivergent kid who has devoted his life to aligning with whomever he needs to align himself with in order to become the bully who takes revenge on society. He's chosen cocking his head and smirking as his ultimate goal & pleasure.
June 20, 2026 at 3:48 PM
This is so cool. I have increasingly moved to things in my life that I can fix myself, so I love to see things like this.
A company that makes a no-tech, repairable tractor is having trouble keeping up with demand from farmers sick of John Deere's repair monopoly and simply want a tractor that turns on and works:

www.404media.co/demand-is-bo...
Demand Is Booming for New No Tech, Repairable Tractor
"There is consumer pressure to back away from technology that is unnecessary to perform everyday tasks."
www.404media.co
June 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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inflation driving the cost of gender to absolutely ruinous levels
June 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I have thought of this panel just about weekly since 2016.
obligatory Preacher panel I think of every time Stephen Miller goes off about white supremacy or some shit
May 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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I will say there is also a genuine policy point here, namely that people would not consider labor market churn a catastrophe if we had a less cruel unemployment system and health insurance wasn’t tied to your employer
AI could destroy the labor market. We already know how to fix it.
Stop overthinking this
substack.com
April 20, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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the idea that taxing billionaires will give us a bright new socialist future is nonsense, the reason to have a tax code that treats them with maximal hostility is because their wealth is a threat to democracy and stability
Its not about paying for universal Healthcare, it's about breaking the backs of people who won't let us pay for it
April 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
"...whatever the fuck pathology is a 'Ted Cruz'" is some hall-of-fame shit right there.
“Oh but Republicans would…”

Lemme stop you right there. I know that Republicans are okay voting for men accused of sexual assault. Republicans are also okay with voting for racists, child rapists, genocidal maniacs, and whatever the fuck pathology is a “Ted Cruz.”

So miss me with that argument.
April 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
A good practice in moments that are not this batshit insane is to make note of who is posting thoughtful, well-reasoned stuff, so that you know who to take seriously when moments *are* this batshit insane. It'll keep you off the ledge.
April 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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This is your reminder that if you are a class member and have NOT yet filed a claim in Anthropic v. Bartz, the AI copyright lawsuit, you have 9 days to do so.
March 22, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
March 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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*at the dramatic climax of hard-boiled dystopian sci-fi film* FAKE TITS ARE PEOPLE
“Rather than relying on an implant or a patient's own body fat to add volume to hips or augment breasts, alloClae — which can cost as much as $100,000 per procedure — uses donor fat from a cadaver as a first-of-its-kind body filler.”
Corporate types are clamoring for a new kind of plastic surgery — using dead people's fat
Corporate types are waiting weeks for — and spending big on — alloClae, which cuts out the recovery time typically associated with body enhancements.
www.businessinsider.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tried to read some of the Epstein shit, but a) it's revolting, and b) everything that motherfucker wrote makes me feel like I'm having some sort of cognitive meltdown.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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A court that does not follow stare decisis and does not publish opinions not a court at all, but some arbitrary body unknown in Anglo-American tradition.
October 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
And it's like, how much more Idiocracy could this be? And the answer is none. None more Idiocracy.
New details released about the plans for UFC cage match on the White House south lawn:
September 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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[guy who voted to confirm a dipshit] man, this guy’s a fucking dipshit
September 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM