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Himbo Smoothie
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BLM | ACAB | Abolish ICE
Non Mahogany | Queer | 27
He / They
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AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.
October 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Another great example of the amount of difficult and pointless work a man is willing to do to avoid doing something simple a woman asked him to
October 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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as ever when a straight man does some antisocial shit it’s an antisocial shit problem. when a lesbian does some antisocial shit it’s a lesbian problem
September 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
the choice of sentence here is perfect lol
September 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
wait she got BACK PAY??? holy shit lmao this rules
Wearing @postguild.bsky.social red today.

I was able to challenge my @washingtonpost.com firing — and win reinstatement plus back pay — all thanks to being a part of the @wbng.org Guild.

Binding Arbitration is a part of our contract.

This is why unions matter!!!
August 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"the final day he can do so"

istg if this is some stunt to look remorseful before deciding not to drop out last second
Axios is reporting that Platner has said he won't file paperwork to withdraw before Monday, which is the final day he can do so (and four days from now). www.axios.com/2026/07/09/g...
Scoop: Platner privately told staff he'll formally exit Senate race Monday
Platner's last-minute timing is likely to cause a final pang of anxiety within the party.
www.axios.com
July 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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what if they fought back against republicans instead
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Jun 25
"There's going to be a war": Centrist House Democrats plot Mamdani Caucus counterattack
"There's going to be a war": Centrist House Democrats plot Mamdani Caucus counterattack
www.axios.com
June 26, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Yeah this is something really frustrating about the academic and also popular discourse about gender which is that queerness of any kind is seen as a modern construct that comes from a specific context but heterosexuality isn't

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
probably not the time to point out that straight people are a modern invention, and some of them have been mad about it since day one
June 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
May 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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Time to unveil my long standing belief that university administrators, like non-profit higher-ups generally, are 90% instinctual managers, bureaucrats and bullies who are not quite ruthless or shameless enough to really hack it in pure business settings, so they instead run less-effective businesses
May 27, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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May 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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The phrase "it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day" lives in my brain rent free
May 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
May 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
typical abuse tactics on full display by potus
not worried at all about trump flipping back and forth between "we don't even need the strait. haha. it's fine" & "OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT OR IL KILL YOU ALL! PLEASE!" it's probably okay
April 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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This is my trans agenda
April 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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I always find it surreal when men leave their sick wives because I literally became a powerlifter to ensure I was healthy enough to take care of my dog lol
March 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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In an era where "protect the children" has become a right wing canard used to elect pedophiles to allow parents to abuse their children more and wipe queer people from the face of the earth, Ms. Rachel is an example of what fighting for children actually looks like

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
“Children's entertainer Ms. Rachel has a new cause: Freeing kids from ICE detention”

“Wearing her signature pink headband, Rachel Accurso spoke with two children being held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center. She described the conversations as devastating.”
Children's entertainer Ms. Rachel has a new cause: Freeing kids from ICE detention
Wearing her signature pink headband, Rachel Accurso spoke with two children being held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center. She described the conversations as devastating.
www.nbcnews.com
March 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Like if for some indescribable reason you have to yell free Palestine at people in religious clothing on the street you're better off yelling it at people wearing crosses because the vast majority of Zionists in the US are Christians

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
March 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
guy who's job it is to sell missiles: guys missiles are like... soooo important to our identity as a nation
Palantir CEO Alex Karp: "What makes America special right now is our lethal capacities. Our ability to fight war."
March 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
started processing my sexual assault and it has Not Been A Good Time
February 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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