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@somethingnashg.bsky.social
an once in a lifetime bore. reply guy. an alt for a guy who’s a 6.5 (in looks) on a good day.
Cute so I have 5 more years to reach “good boy” status. 😭😭😭
Bluesky is just a bunch of 40 year old men calling each other good boy
September 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Cute so I have 5 more years to reach “good boy” status. 😭😭😭
That moment when you see a hot Twitter str8 in the wild and communicate with men who don’t live in your area on the apps. I love it. 😵💫
August 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
That moment when you see a hot Twitter str8 in the wild and communicate with men who don’t live in your area on the apps. I love it. 😵💫
The way I want cock and a situationship.
August 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The way I want cock and a situationship.
From Lake America to seeing a man who I’ve distanced myself from. It’s a fun time Thursday.
August 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
From Lake America to seeing a man who I’ve distanced myself from. It’s a fun time Thursday.
Me earlier: I hate it all.
Me (after getting good dick hours later): the world still sucks but maybe there’s some hope.
Me tomorrow probably: fuck everything.
It’s a cycle lol.
Me (after getting good dick hours later): the world still sucks but maybe there’s some hope.
Me tomorrow probably: fuck everything.
It’s a cycle lol.
August 19, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Me earlier: I hate it all.
Me (after getting good dick hours later): the world still sucks but maybe there’s some hope.
Me tomorrow probably: fuck everything.
It’s a cycle lol.
Me (after getting good dick hours later): the world still sucks but maybe there’s some hope.
Me tomorrow probably: fuck everything.
It’s a cycle lol.
Update they both appeared next to each other on the Grindr grid.
being gay is so fun. like what do you mean you’re asking your friends with benefits (we’re not close) to slap your face with his dick…. And then you messaged a guy on Grindr who ghosted you years ago.
August 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Update they both appeared next to each other on the Grindr grid.
being gay is so fun. like what do you mean you’re asking your friends with benefits (we’re not close) to slap your face with his dick…. And then you messaged a guy on Grindr who ghosted you years ago.
August 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
being gay is so fun. like what do you mean you’re asking your friends with benefits (we’re not close) to slap your face with his dick…. And then you messaged a guy on Grindr who ghosted you years ago.
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Should I just stop going to work
July 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Should I just stop going to work
the way being gay is so hard and stressful.
June 29, 2026 at 2:29 AM
the way being gay is so hard and stressful.
I wouldn’t recommend being gay with daddy issues
June 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I wouldn’t recommend being gay with daddy issues
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As a 30 something maybe I hate alcohol now
May 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
As a 30 something maybe I hate alcohol now
Is there a term for emotional support cock?
May 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Is there a term for emotional support cock?
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Hang it in the Louvre
April 27, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Hang it in the Louvre
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Oh you love me? Name 3 diseases I’m convinced I have
March 5, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Oh you love me? Name 3 diseases I’m convinced I have
Chest out, shirt up
March 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Chest out, shirt up
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I hope the 5 members of the USA Men’s Olympic Hockey team who refused the white house visit are all getting their dicks sucked tonight ❤️… and i hope the rest of them shit their pants from that white house mcdonalds.
February 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I hope the 5 members of the USA Men’s Olympic Hockey team who refused the white house visit are all getting their dicks sucked tonight ❤️… and i hope the rest of them shit their pants from that white house mcdonalds.
Is being gay fun? No.
February 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Is being gay fun? No.
Jesus Christ
Breaking: Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Bidding, Paramount Set to Win
Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Bidding, Paramount Set to Win
In a stunning twist, Netflix is declining to raise its bid for Warner Bros., positioning David Ellison’s Paramount as the winner in the battle for the fabled studio.
bit.ly
February 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Jesus Christ
Me seeing “The Moment” 😵💫
Drank way too much at lunch and passed out for the entirety of Wuthering Heights
February 18, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Me seeing “The Moment” 😵💫
Being gay is only meant for God’s strongest warriors.
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Being gay is only meant for God’s strongest warriors.
On the daily
September 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
On the daily
Having covid will make you want to be a new person
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Having covid will make you want to be a new person
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❌ small dick
✅ hung at heart
✅ hung at heart
August 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
❌ small dick
✅ hung at heart
✅ hung at heart
Me everyday:
should i suck his dick?
August 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Me everyday: