Somethingsims
somethingsims.bsky.social
Somethingsims
@somethingsims.bsky.social
420 Florist - Semiprofessional Dancer
Spiritually, I reside in Boogie-Town.
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Handmaid’s Tale Stans in 2024 whispering ‘They won’t silence us’ as they post a 12-slide Instagram story about dystopia from their $12 oat milk latte perch
December 10, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Banger
Musk explains his X algorithm
December 6, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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IT’S THE DOLLAR, STUPID.

🧵

I’m no substitute for Paul Krugman’s expertise, but I do have one horrible attribute in common him - an advanced degree in economics.

I could mansplain why these fantastical notions of Trump tariffs literally ARE NOT tariffs. I did that on X for a year. It did no good.
December 1, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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oh no, you called joe rogan “joe rogaine.” his testosterone just dropped by 300% and all the elk meat in his freezer turned into tofu. truly a devastating blow to the podcast industrial complex
November 30, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Did not know there was a spicy filter
November 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Quality content.
If you could squirt one liquid, easily, and on command - what liquid would you choose?
November 30, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Hell yes
It's the weekend, baby
November 30, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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We obsess over our bodies not because we love them, but because we’re terrified of losing them.

We aren’t celebrating life; we’re raging against its inevitability, disguising our panic with “gains.”

www.joanwestenberg.com/abs-of-steel...
Abs of Steel, Soul of Dust
The human body has become the altar at which modern society worships, a shrine of flesh and bone draped in sweat-resistant fabrics and glowing filters. Everywhere you turn, someone is preaching the do...
www.joanwestenberg.com
November 29, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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What are you reading this weekend?
November 29, 2024 at 8:09 PM
All Gourds Lead to Bisque

Honeynut, Buttercup, Kabocha, Yam, Carrot, Ginger, Parsnip, Onion, with shallot confit, garlic confit, goat butter, mascarpone, cream, Rubbed Sage + others.
November 29, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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I do worry about boys playing sport with girls. My daughter plays on the boys rugby team and she dwarfs the poor little fellas. She leaves a trail of flattened bodies & broken dreams as she storms through the centre like a Valkyrie.
November 29, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I wonder if something like this could help bring back parts of the internet that I had at that age.
The social media ban for kids under 16 passes the Australian Senate after passing in the House.

It will soon be the first law of its kind in the world.

We should follow suit. Young kids have no business being on social media.
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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I can’t hear the tv without subtitles what makes you think I would enjoy an audiobook over just reading it
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Dr. Andrea Love is a GEM.
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM