soph 🗡️
@sophiabaratti.bsky.social
screenwriter / actor / cat mom / 🇭🇷🇮🇹 / she/her / bloodlist 14 alum 🩸/ no ai
i know a watched pot never boils but SHEESH boil faster i’m waiting on something important 👀
April 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
i know a watched pot never boils but SHEESH boil faster i’m waiting on something important 👀
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If I saw that Hercule Poirot or Benoit Blanc or one of these dudes was a guest at a dinner party I was at, I would immediately excuse myself to use the bathroom and get tf outta that cursed house
April 20, 2026 at 12:27 PM
If I saw that Hercule Poirot or Benoit Blanc or one of these dudes was a guest at a dinner party I was at, I would immediately excuse myself to use the bathroom and get tf outta that cursed house
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in case anyone needed to know:
THE LOST BOYS ON BROADWAY WAS SO FUCKING STELLAR I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT, HORRORS ON BROADWAY BABY 🧛♀️🙌
THE LOST BOYS ON BROADWAY WAS SO FUCKING STELLAR I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT, HORRORS ON BROADWAY BABY 🧛♀️🙌
April 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
in case anyone needed to know:
THE LOST BOYS ON BROADWAY WAS SO FUCKING STELLAR I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT, HORRORS ON BROADWAY BABY 🧛♀️🙌
THE LOST BOYS ON BROADWAY WAS SO FUCKING STELLAR I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT, HORRORS ON BROADWAY BABY 🧛♀️🙌
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hey screenwriters ☺️ i dont think you can complain about ai usage in the film industry and then promote your script with ai generated posters.
just because you don’t want your stuff stolen, doesn’t mean you get to do it to a different art form.
just because you don’t want your stuff stolen, doesn’t mean you get to do it to a different art form.
March 22, 2026 at 2:01 PM
hey screenwriters ☺️ i dont think you can complain about ai usage in the film industry and then promote your script with ai generated posters.
just because you don’t want your stuff stolen, doesn’t mean you get to do it to a different art form.
just because you don’t want your stuff stolen, doesn’t mean you get to do it to a different art form.
for $300 ill ask my opinionated conservative family about the epstein files
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
for $300 ill ask my opinionated conservative family about the epstein files
today was my last day at this school and i gave my students a “things i wish i knew when i was your age” presentation and when class was over, one of them stood on a desk and said “oh captain my captain” and then i made him leave so he wouldn’t see me sob
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
today was my last day at this school and i gave my students a “things i wish i knew when i was your age” presentation and when class was over, one of them stood on a desk and said “oh captain my captain” and then i made him leave so he wouldn’t see me sob
something something vague post about exciting opportunities something something
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
something something vague post about exciting opportunities something something
words cannot stress how little i am looking forward to the holidays this year and it’s entirely because of politics and what’s going on in the world
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
words cannot stress how little i am looking forward to the holidays this year and it’s entirely because of politics and what’s going on in the world
man i really missed seeing logan lerman in stuff, he’s great in only murders
October 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
man i really missed seeing logan lerman in stuff, he’s great in only murders
some days you think your students don’t like you and ignore everything you say, other times you get fist bumps and woodshop gifts
October 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
some days you think your students don’t like you and ignore everything you say, other times you get fist bumps and woodshop gifts
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
nothing gets a group of rowdy students quiet like a presentation on rhythm 0 and making them research cannabilism and serial killers
September 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
nothing gets a group of rowdy students quiet like a presentation on rhythm 0 and making them research cannabilism and serial killers
alright - those who like horror, i need some help for my classes. i’m looking for:
- a (max. pg13) movie i can show freshmen - not too gory, preferably psychological
- american short stories for freshmen
- short stories from around the world, or even snippets from novels for seniors
- a (max. pg13) movie i can show freshmen - not too gory, preferably psychological
- american short stories for freshmen
- short stories from around the world, or even snippets from novels for seniors
September 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
alright - those who like horror, i need some help for my classes. i’m looking for:
- a (max. pg13) movie i can show freshmen - not too gory, preferably psychological
- american short stories for freshmen
- short stories from around the world, or even snippets from novels for seniors
- a (max. pg13) movie i can show freshmen - not too gory, preferably psychological
- american short stories for freshmen
- short stories from around the world, or even snippets from novels for seniors
YES YES SO DESERVED OH MY GOD
“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
YES YES SO DESERVED OH MY GOD
after dealing with the public during football sunday as a waitress i have every intention to go home this evening and watch the most insane documentary i can find and that’s the only thing getting me through this shift
September 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
after dealing with the public during football sunday as a waitress i have every intention to go home this evening and watch the most insane documentary i can find and that’s the only thing getting me through this shift
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You don't have to feel bad for Charlie Kirk. But you can believe that gun violence is fucked up. Those two thoughts can exist together.
September 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You don't have to feel bad for Charlie Kirk. But you can believe that gun violence is fucked up. Those two thoughts can exist together.
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
life update - i teach high school english now and i have two weeks to get my classwork together
my freshman class has a horror unit, which transitions to a movie unit, so i’m about to be Insufferable 😈
my freshman class has a horror unit, which transitions to a movie unit, so i’m about to be Insufferable 😈
August 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
life update - i teach high school english now and i have two weeks to get my classwork together
my freshman class has a horror unit, which transitions to a movie unit, so i’m about to be Insufferable 😈
my freshman class has a horror unit, which transitions to a movie unit, so i’m about to be Insufferable 😈
i’d like to talk about day jobs in relation to this statistic real quick: there are more nfl players than there are working writers in the wga. keep this in mind 🧵
#jobmarket
#jobmarket
July 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i’d like to talk about day jobs in relation to this statistic real quick: there are more nfl players than there are working writers in the wga. keep this in mind 🧵
#jobmarket
#jobmarket
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
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Despite everything I still believe a better world is possible
*slams down 800 pages of notes scribbled on loose leaf paper*
It’s called Arachnotopia and it exists 2 million years in the future after spiders evolve thumbs
*slams down 800 pages of notes scribbled on loose leaf paper*
It’s called Arachnotopia and it exists 2 million years in the future after spiders evolve thumbs
June 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Despite everything I still believe a better world is possible
*slams down 800 pages of notes scribbled on loose leaf paper*
It’s called Arachnotopia and it exists 2 million years in the future after spiders evolve thumbs
*slams down 800 pages of notes scribbled on loose leaf paper*
It’s called Arachnotopia and it exists 2 million years in the future after spiders evolve thumbs
@benstiller.redhour.com if the knicks win it all can you put chalamet in severance
May 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@benstiller.redhour.com if the knicks win it all can you put chalamet in severance
i need tips on how to survive a job you hate on the day to day, it feels like every day is getting worse and im applying like crazy but haven’t been hearing anything back, i don’t know what to do
May 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
i need tips on how to survive a job you hate on the day to day, it feels like every day is getting worse and im applying like crazy but haven’t been hearing anything back, i don’t know what to do