Soren Alenko
@sorenalenko.bsky.social
The worst thing to happen to my family since the Voting Rights Act.
@sanshee.com will you guys be at New York Comic Con this year?
September 29, 2026 at 10:01 PM
@sanshee.com will you guys be at New York Comic Con this year?
Me: I've been working so many extra shifts and have been sick, I don't remember what today is.
Earth Wind & Fire: Don't worry, we got you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
Earth Wind & Fire: Don't worry, we got you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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September 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Me: I've been working so many extra shifts and have been sick, I don't remember what today is.
Earth Wind & Fire: Don't worry, we got you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
Earth Wind & Fire: Don't worry, we got you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
Boss personally banned a guy with one eye from the store due to being a known shoplifter.
For those keeping count, this is the second individual with a bad eye that has been banned.
Also, it took the cops we know were on the corner fifteen minutes to show up after being called.
For those keeping count, this is the second individual with a bad eye that has been banned.
Also, it took the cops we know were on the corner fifteen minutes to show up after being called.
August 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Boss personally banned a guy with one eye from the store due to being a known shoplifter.
For those keeping count, this is the second individual with a bad eye that has been banned.
Also, it took the cops we know were on the corner fifteen minutes to show up after being called.
For those keeping count, this is the second individual with a bad eye that has been banned.
Also, it took the cops we know were on the corner fifteen minutes to show up after being called.
Rained a bit that did result in a little flooding in the work basement, and apparently shut down about half of the subway system, making my commute home take about two and a half hours.
Thanks for nothing MTA! #EatChickenShit
Thanks for nothing MTA! #EatChickenShit
August 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Rained a bit that did result in a little flooding in the work basement, and apparently shut down about half of the subway system, making my commute home take about two and a half hours.
Thanks for nothing MTA! #EatChickenShit
Thanks for nothing MTA! #EatChickenShit
#SpiderManBrandNewDay review: my boy Michael Mando was robbed, only two minutes of screen time out of Spider-Man and the Terrible, Horrible No Good, Very Bad Day
August 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
#SpiderManBrandNewDay review: my boy Michael Mando was robbed, only two minutes of screen time out of Spider-Man and the Terrible, Horrible No Good, Very Bad Day
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Given the lack of details provided by Taylor Farms thus far, Consumer Reports' food safety experts are advising folks in the 27 states implicated by the recall to discard ALL iceberg lettuce until we know more about where the parasite-linked products ended up www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
July 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Given the lack of details provided by Taylor Farms thus far, Consumer Reports' food safety experts are advising folks in the 27 states implicated by the recall to discard ALL iceberg lettuce until we know more about where the parasite-linked products ended up www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
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Mornin', Jed.
July 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Mornin', Jed.
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I think, when all of this is said and done, the Knicks victory and the World Cup will be remembered as more representative of the best this country has to offer--welcoming to weary travelers, cosmopolitan to the core, believing in plucky underdogs--in its 250th summer, than the official events
June 30, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I think, when all of this is said and done, the Knicks victory and the World Cup will be remembered as more representative of the best this country has to offer--welcoming to weary travelers, cosmopolitan to the core, believing in plucky underdogs--in its 250th summer, than the official events
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‘Say yes and never do it’
Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
![That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.
I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
June 28, 2026 at 9:26 AM
‘Say yes and never do it’
Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
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Ah, the joys of seeing a mother take her kid out of the doctor’s office so that they can go piss in a tree pit.
…Wait, what?
…Wait, what?
June 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Ah, the joys of seeing a mother take her kid out of the doctor’s office so that they can go piss in a tree pit.
…Wait, what?
…Wait, what?
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“Temperatures are running high, and the last thing we need are hotheaded Democrats spewing hateful, inflammatory statements sourced directly from the president’s speeches,” said Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA)
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
WASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions, congressional Republicans urged Democrats Tuesday to tone down ...
theonion.com
June 23, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“Temperatures are running high, and the last thing we need are hotheaded Democrats spewing hateful, inflammatory statements sourced directly from the president’s speeches,” said Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA)
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Saw a Juneteenth parade where most of the participants looked like they didn’t want to be there.
June 21, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Saw a Juneteenth parade where most of the participants looked like they didn’t want to be there.
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#HappyPride from Ron Swanson
June 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
#HappyPride from Ron Swanson
Hell yeah, Pride AI slop food! #PrideMonth
June 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Hell yeah, Pride AI slop food! #PrideMonth
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It's easier for the Saudis to get big name acts to perform than the President.
May 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
It's easier for the Saudis to get big name acts to perform than the President.
Had a loon pull a weapon on me at work (in full view of customers, kids, and my coworkers). Naturally I called the cops, and as of right now it’s been almost an hour since I called and no one has shown up. #ThanksNYPD
May 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Had a loon pull a weapon on me at work (in full view of customers, kids, and my coworkers). Naturally I called the cops, and as of right now it’s been almost an hour since I called and no one has shown up. #ThanksNYPD
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May 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Me: Man, everything is just so depressing and stressful, I wish there was some good news.
CNN: Say no more fam.
CNN: Say no more fam.
May 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Me: Man, everything is just so depressing and stressful, I wish there was some good news.
CNN: Say no more fam.
CNN: Say no more fam.
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Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
May 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night
May 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night