And then their mob of four-toothed fools will drag themselves to the voting booth and vote for any name that precedes “(R)”.

Idk, I saw the ice cubes Aldis is selling making the rounds. That’s definitely bait

Only other option I have where I live is Verizon and they’re on here too 😭

Trump and the Republican Party fully understand the consequences of losing the midterm elections and yet they constantly act as if they do not care. Which means they do not intend to suffer those consequences.

Was furious when I found you can’t block directly from the timeline anymore. You either have to report and then block or go to the page and block but by clicking the page (to block it), FB now thinks you’re interested in its content and shows you more like it!

Don’t forget trans people!

Had the crock pot on low for 6 hours before a suspicious lack of chicken soup smell made me realize I never plugged the damn thing in 😭

Don’t forget to wipe your chin!

Yes and that is too long, especially for people tasked with healing the sick. Thank you for playing.

There’s only 4 other living presidents. Someone ask them if this conversation happened.

This is just… gender affirming care…

Best uni matchup was week 5 Bucs at Seahawks 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Website is un-fucking-usable, mate. Cant even read the story inbetween all the ads without it refreshing to push new ads