"I feel so bad for liking this AI thing"
Don't, not cuz AI is good actually but because AI is not only worth hating if it's bad. It devalues work and human interaction and any meaning in a message as long as the quality of the format seems high enough

I don't care which trans guy needs to see this rn but literally just dress like Harrison Ford, you can thank me later for the industrial amounts of pussy, bussy and thussy you'll be pulling (yes, all at once)

call me a libertarian how my emotions are deregulated

I've had friends who endorse drunk driving cuz "I drive so carefully when I'm drunk so they don't pull me over" so I've developed the best driving technique: you just gotta keep a kilo of cocaine in your car at all times

what's Bear Grills' real name?

I keep giving people crap for liking androgynous characters cuz everybody fkn likes androgyny but then I see Hornet and realise I'm a hypocrite

I'm not into cars, I used to be a little bit a long time ago but what did I miss, when did the civic stop looking like 1 and started looking like 2, this is horrible, this is why the west has fallen

I'm a traveling Dildo salesman (for real) and I have to take all my display toys with me through TSA. It's real hit or miss with the toys getting flagged but it's kinda funny when they do.

But what they absolutely hate is my service dog's dog food. I think they think it's buckshot.

python? you mean pussy javascript?

Speak softly and suck a big dick or whatever Roosevelt said

hitting `yay` in the terminal and hoping it'll be alright

I need like 2 people to help me pump lithium straight into Kanye's AC, we'll meet at the gas station at 2am on the dot, we'll get away in a white Toyota Corolla, set your watches and turn off your phones, make sure you have an alibi

So incredibly happy to see so much snow in Louisiana. Growing up on Bayou Lafourche, I remember seeing snow the first time in my life at 10 years old…

There are kids who never leave the bayou, who have never seen this before, and they’re in heaven right now.

Have fun y’all.

Anyone who lives in Louisiana - especially close to Bayou Lafourche - I have a request.

My mom passed away summer of last year. Southern Louisiana is expecting a major snowstorm… growing up there, I only saw snow 3 times in my life.

Normally she’d send me pictures.

Would love pictures on Tuesday!

Coyote is the past tense of coyeet