Howard Zynn
spamelot.bsky.social
Howard Zynn
@spamelot.bsky.social
Angry AltOSINT Staffer
Cant wait for the senate parliamentarian to really shine next year
October 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The fact that private capital has the ability to command hundreds of billions of dollars to trillions of dollars for its own AI pursuits built around the logic of venture capital versus even basic commodity production is insane. Uber was one thing, but this is absurd.
October 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
October 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
My favorite ads are dementia related ai slop. The prompts obviously included either WWII veterans (including japanese uniforms? Lmfao) or weird drinks or rabdom shit resulting in Bruce Willis with honey dripping from every inch of his head?

That and obviously ineffective or dangerous fake tools
October 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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August 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Area man breaks silence on global situation.
August 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at CVS)
July 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
futurism.com
August 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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ICE says agent shot and killed Houston driver, FBI investigating
ICE says agent shot and killed Houston driver, FBI investigating
The man refused multiple commands and tried running over an ICE officer, according to the agency.
www.houstonchronicle.com
July 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I feel like in more way than one, James Carville is perfectly embodying Peggy Hill in this moment
June 25, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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wait, i've got something for this...
June 24, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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the Gen z day Shakespeare is describing their awkward tinder date as stupible and terrid rn
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
June 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
May 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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May 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Sorry, all the Ivermectin is exclusively made in Kuwait and Ivermectin tankers have not been able to reach the market for 2 months now.
May 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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reminder
May 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
April 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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trying to post through it rn
April 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Exactly one year ago today:
April 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Would you go back in time and kill baby Vine to stop, even for a moment, short form video content?
April 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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The FBI's New Center for Political Pre-Crime:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-p...
Exclusive: FBI’s New Political Pre-Crime Center
Are you on the new center's list of 'domestic terrorism' indicators?
www.kenklippenstein.com
April 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Donald "Al-Dajjal" Trump
April 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If i recall correctly, labor stoppages or slowdowns in Italy during WWI decreased in frenquency but increased in magnitude over time.
I forget if a similar situation was going on in Germany.
March 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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This goes harder than anything the Trump administration has ever posted
Iran state media has turned the IRGC leader’s phrase “come closer” into a meme:
March 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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March 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM