Sparrow
@sparrow444.bsky.social
writer of thousands of poems. Pretty big compost pile.
Adam and Eve had the right idea: to wear leaves. All this cloth and sewing is highly unnatural.
September 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Adam and Eve had the right idea: to wear leaves. All this cloth and sewing is highly unnatural.
Does one have to be a rapist to be a racist? Does one have to be a racist to be rapist? Judging from the life of Donald J Trump, the answers are yes and yes.
September 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Does one have to be a rapist to be a racist? Does one have to be a racist to be rapist? Judging from the life of Donald J Trump, the answers are yes and yes.
I'd like to apologize for my last three dreams.
September 13, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I'd like to apologize for my last three dreams.
Trump had a clever idea – to destroy the American Empire while naming every nearby body of water after us.
#TrumpPedófilo #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #TRUMPTIME #Trump #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList
#TrumpPedófilo #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #TRUMPTIME #Trump #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList
September 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Trump had a clever idea – to destroy the American Empire while naming every nearby body of water after us.
#TrumpPedófilo #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #TRUMPTIME #Trump #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList
#TrumpPedófilo #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #TRUMPTIME #Trump #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList
New Plan
Trump
wants to
change
the
phases
of the
moon.
#TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpGOPShittyEconomy #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpCaresAboutNOneButHimself #TrumpWorksForPutin
Trump
wants to
change
the
phases
of the
moon.
#TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpGOPShittyEconomy #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpCaresAboutNOneButHimself #TrumpWorksForPutin
September 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
New Plan
Trump
wants to
change
the
phases
of the
moon.
#TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpGOPShittyEconomy #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpCaresAboutNOneButHimself #TrumpWorksForPutin
Trump
wants to
change
the
phases
of the
moon.
#TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpGOPShittyEconomy #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpCaresAboutNOneButHimself #TrumpWorksForPutin
Autumn is the most sexual season: the faint smell of decay, the start of school…
September 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Autumn is the most sexual season: the faint smell of decay, the start of school…
I bought an umbrella to listen to the rain pattering – you can’t really hear it in a poncho.
September 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I bought an umbrella to listen to the rain pattering – you can’t really hear it in a poncho.
Trump conducts a war like a draft dodger: ambivalently, with grandiose orations, and absolutely no strategy.
September 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Trump conducts a war like a draft dodger: ambivalently, with grandiose orations, and absolutely no strategy.
Once ICE deports a major league baseball player, there will be a revolution in this country.
August 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Once ICE deports a major league baseball player, there will be a revolution in this country.
Pete Hegseth, unfortunately, has never been toilet trained.
#petehegseth #Hegseth #fetishism #fascism
#petehegseth #Hegseth #fetishism #fascism
August 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Pete Hegseth, unfortunately, has never been toilet trained.
#petehegseth #Hegseth #fetishism #fascism
#petehegseth #Hegseth #fetishism #fascism
Every day I pray that Elon doesn’t become a quadrillionaire. #Elon #Elonisafascist
August 21, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Every day I pray that Elon doesn’t become a quadrillionaire. #Elon #Elonisafascist
MAGA thinks it knows what a man and woman is, but it doesn't know what a reflecting pool is.
August 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
MAGA thinks it knows what a man and woman is, but it doesn't know what a reflecting pool is.
The problem with buying things is that they take up space. The problem with space is that it’s limited. Much wiser would be to buy time.
August 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The problem with buying things is that they take up space. The problem with space is that it’s limited. Much wiser would be to buy time.
Haiku
Trump’s ADHD
plus dementia
equals endless war.
#trumpspeech #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpIsCorrupt #fascismo #TrumpSons #trumpadministration
Trump’s ADHD
plus dementia
equals endless war.
#trumpspeech #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpIsCorrupt #fascismo #TrumpSons #trumpadministration
August 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Haiku
Trump’s ADHD
plus dementia
equals endless war.
#trumpspeech #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpIsCorrupt #fascismo #TrumpSons #trumpadministration
Trump’s ADHD
plus dementia
equals endless war.
#trumpspeech #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpIsCorrupt #fascismo #TrumpSons #trumpadministration
We are still winning the culture wars: it's cooler to be a gay DJ than a Marine.
August 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
We are still winning the culture wars: it's cooler to be a gay DJ than a Marine.
I should have known that when Trump said, “I am the peace candidate; I will never start a war,” it meant, “I will bomb more countries than any president in history – and invade Canada!” #trumpHasDementia #TrumpCrimeFamily #trumpspeech #trump #Warcriminals
August 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I should have known that when Trump said, “I am the peace candidate; I will never start a war,” it meant, “I will bomb more countries than any president in history – and invade Canada!” #trumpHasDementia #TrumpCrimeFamily #trumpspeech #trump #Warcriminals
Birds understand the language of infants; infants understand the songs of birds.
August 9, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Birds understand the language of infants; infants understand the songs of birds.
Some “cat people” don’t own a cat – they just admire the beasts from afar.
August 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Some “cat people” don’t own a cat – they just admire the beasts from afar.
It's humbling to wear a diaper, but Trump doesn't seem to notice.
#trumpswarofchoice #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TrumpEpsteinFiles #trumpgeliyorsanatoya
#trumpswarofchoice #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TrumpEpsteinFiles #trumpgeliyorsanatoya
August 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It's humbling to wear a diaper, but Trump doesn't seem to notice.
#trumpswarofchoice #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TrumpEpsteinFiles #trumpgeliyorsanatoya
#trumpswarofchoice #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TrumpEpsteinFiles #trumpgeliyorsanatoya
I stumbled into the future and I can't get out.
August 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I stumbled into the future and I can't get out.
My hands never sleep. Only my mind sleeps.
August 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
My hands never sleep. Only my mind sleeps.
Mason drew the left half of the line, Dixon drew the right half.
August 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Mason drew the left half of the line, Dixon drew the right half.
If Trump had a larger penis, he wouldn’t have to torture immigrants & destroy Iran to find pleasure.
#trumpswarofchoice #trumprepublicancorruption #TrumpsIllegalWar #TrumpsReligion #TRUMPTreason #fascism
#trumpswarofchoice #trumprepublicancorruption #TrumpsIllegalWar #TrumpsReligion #TRUMPTreason #fascism
August 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
If Trump had a larger penis, he wouldn’t have to torture immigrants & destroy Iran to find pleasure.
#trumpswarofchoice #trumprepublicancorruption #TrumpsIllegalWar #TrumpsReligion #TRUMPTreason #fascism
#trumpswarofchoice #trumprepublicancorruption #TrumpsIllegalWar #TrumpsReligion #TRUMPTreason #fascism
I have reverse alcoholism. Every day I'm less attracted to beer.
July 31, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I have reverse alcoholism. Every day I'm less attracted to beer.