Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor
@spartanjanitor.bsky.social
A clean boi that finds himself in a lot of messes. Was cursed to be a cat. I got better. || EN Vtuber
https://www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
https://www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
Been sick with bronchitis for a week and it's felt like an eternity because no streaming. I should be back to streaming today or tomorrow!
Feeling things out though. 😷
Feeling things out though. 😷
July 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Been sick with bronchitis for a week and it's felt like an eternity because no streaming. I should be back to streaming today or tomorrow!
Feeling things out though. 😷
Feeling things out though. 😷
No longer in LA. It was an interesting experience for sure. Lots of laughs and some good drinks at the end. 🙂↕️
July 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
No longer in LA. It was an interesting experience for sure. Lots of laughs and some good drinks at the end. 🙂↕️
#holoSerendipity Being physically at Holo EN's Serendipity concert was something else. Even despite venue and technical difficulties, the concert was a blast this community still manages to blow my mind with how awesome they are.
So glad I could be a part of it this year!
So glad I could be a part of it this year!
July 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
#holoSerendipity Being physically at Holo EN's Serendipity concert was something else. Even despite venue and technical difficulties, the concert was a blast this community still manages to blow my mind with how awesome they are.
So glad I could be a part of it this year!
So glad I could be a part of it this year!
Doki and the Sloppy Sisters are teaching me so much about horses, worm racing, and Marvel Rivals toe content today.
Damn. Educational!
Damn. Educational!
July 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Doki and the Sloppy Sisters are teaching me so much about horses, worm racing, and Marvel Rivals toe content today.
Damn. Educational!
Damn. Educational!
LA, I am inside you 😶🌫️
July 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
LA, I am inside you 😶🌫️
Been busy with work and health things lately and haven't streamed a whole lot. Trying to fix that this week now that work has died down. 😓
June 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Been busy with work and health things lately and haven't streamed a whole lot. Trying to fix that this week now that work has died down. 😓
I have Sea Shanty 2 stuck in my head right now for no reason but I'm bot complaining.
May 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I have Sea Shanty 2 stuck in my head right now for no reason but I'm bot complaining.
I gotta get some Mexican food for dinner. Can't forget Cinco de Mayo! 🇲🇽
May 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I gotta get some Mexican food for dinner. Can't forget Cinco de Mayo! 🇲🇽
Eating spaghetti for lunch at my work's cafeteria and I came to a horrible conclusion: The noodles are short which means they snapped the noodles in half...
Whyyyyyyy!? 😠🤌🇮🇹
Whyyyyyyy!? 😠🤌🇮🇹
May 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Eating spaghetti for lunch at my work's cafeteria and I came to a horrible conclusion: The noodles are short which means they snapped the noodles in half...
Whyyyyyyy!? 😠🤌🇮🇹
Whyyyyyyy!? 😠🤌🇮🇹
Been playing Marathon lately. I had doubts at first that I'd get into it but when my friend Skelefellah told me about how he treated each outing like a game of Apex, it became REEEEALLY satisfying to play.
Honestly, a very chill game tonplay with friends. Loot, scoot, shoot and maybe perish. Fun!
Honestly, a very chill game tonplay with friends. Loot, scoot, shoot and maybe perish. Fun!
April 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Been playing Marathon lately. I had doubts at first that I'd get into it but when my friend Skelefellah told me about how he treated each outing like a game of Apex, it became REEEEALLY satisfying to play.
Honestly, a very chill game tonplay with friends. Loot, scoot, shoot and maybe perish. Fun!
Honestly, a very chill game tonplay with friends. Loot, scoot, shoot and maybe perish. Fun!
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We're playing Sekiro with @spartanjanitor.bsky.social today! See you soon! twitch.tv/serahbear
a spider is crawling in front of a window
Alt: Genichiro Ashina rising up from death on the floor. Game: SEKIRO: SHADOWS DIE TWICE
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April 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
We're playing Sekiro with @spartanjanitor.bsky.social today! See you soon! twitch.tv/serahbear
Happy favorite number day! (I always loved 13. Boo all the haters of Fridays like this.)
March 13, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Happy favorite number day! (I always loved 13. Boo all the haters of Fridays like this.)
To all my friends, Felíz Jueves! 🕺
March 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
To all my friends, Felíz Jueves! 🕺
Told my family that we should throw out some bread they bought because it was moldy.
They told me "just pick off the moldy parts, it'll be fine!"
No...you really won't. Throw it out. That mold goes further into the bread than you think.
They told me "just pick off the moldy parts, it'll be fine!"
No...you really won't. Throw it out. That mold goes further into the bread than you think.
March 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Told my family that we should throw out some bread they bought because it was moldy.
They told me "just pick off the moldy parts, it'll be fine!"
No...you really won't. Throw it out. That mold goes further into the bread than you think.
They told me "just pick off the moldy parts, it'll be fine!"
No...you really won't. Throw it out. That mold goes further into the bread than you think.
Aaaaaahhhh
.....I forgot to fix my alarm clock last night.
.....I forgot to fix my alarm clock last night.
March 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Aaaaaahhhh
.....I forgot to fix my alarm clock last night.
.....I forgot to fix my alarm clock last night.
Been reading TTRPG books at work in my downtime and I really wanna solo adventure in soon.
Gonna try out the Ryuutama ruleset first and see how things turn out.
Gonna try out the Ryuutama ruleset first and see how things turn out.
March 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Been reading TTRPG books at work in my downtime and I really wanna solo adventure in soon.
Gonna try out the Ryuutama ruleset first and see how things turn out.
Gonna try out the Ryuutama ruleset first and see how things turn out.
It's so nice to see that goofy tapir with her friends ln stage. Man I Love Nimi. 💭 💚
#NimiNightmare #Nimiversary
#NimiNightmare #Nimiversary
February 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It's so nice to see that goofy tapir with her friends ln stage. Man I Love Nimi. 💭 💚
#NimiNightmare #Nimiversary
#NimiNightmare #Nimiversary
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Walked into the work cafeteria and there was some weird squiggly puff doing circles on the floor.
I put my foot in front of it to stop it and it broke from circling and freaked out before going under the vending machines.
It was almost like I just saw a Ghibil soot sprite. 😶
I put my foot in front of it to stop it and it broke from circling and freaked out before going under the vending machines.
It was almost like I just saw a Ghibil soot sprite. 😶
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Walked into the work cafeteria and there was some weird squiggly puff doing circles on the floor.
I put my foot in front of it to stop it and it broke from circling and freaked out before going under the vending machines.
It was almost like I just saw a Ghibil soot sprite. 😶
I put my foot in front of it to stop it and it broke from circling and freaked out before going under the vending machines.
It was almost like I just saw a Ghibil soot sprite. 😶
Picked up Vintage Story after seeing an inkling of the survival stuff you can do in it. Very much my vibe.
Gonna try out Hytale next week.
Gonna try out Hytale next week.
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Picked up Vintage Story after seeing an inkling of the survival stuff you can do in it. Very much my vibe.
Gonna try out Hytale next week.
Gonna try out Hytale next week.
The hotel toilet still smells like dog and I had the intrusive thought while peeing that I could make it sound like a dog drinking from their water bowl.
Why am I like this?
Why am I like this?
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The hotel toilet still smells like dog and I had the intrusive thought while peeing that I could make it sound like a dog drinking from their water bowl.
Why am I like this?
Why am I like this?
Went to Seattle to experience a new city as a Christmas present to myself.
The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Went to Seattle to experience a new city as a Christmas present to myself.
The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
Getting reminded how rough max difficulty on Ring Fit Adventure is last night live on Twitch was quite an experience.
I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Getting reminded how rough max difficulty on Ring Fit Adventure is last night live on Twitch was quite an experience.
I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
Man. Looking back at my own feelings for the Game Awards this year and I think I'm done watching any more of them.
I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials.
#thegameawards
I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials.
#thegameawards
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Man. Looking back at my own feelings for the Game Awards this year and I think I'm done watching any more of them.
I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials.
#thegameawards
I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials.
#thegameawards