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Otto DeFay
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Abolish ICE, punish the criminals, restore democracy.
a wop bop baloobop balop bam boom.
You solve a thousand cases and you have bestiality done to you by ONE goat…
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Cheekiest anyone has ever looked.
September 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Alright up next we got Che Guevara, then Che again, followed by Jared Fogle
September 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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i got this shirt to wear today, but now that i'm wearing it today, i'm realizing it's a little:
"wearing the band's merch to the concert"
September 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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1/9

Father Mychal Judge — the first recorded death at Ground Zero on September 11 — could become the first known gay saint in Catholic history.

www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/father-myc...
Father Mychal Judge, Gay Franciscan Killed in the North Tower, Could Be 9/11’s First Saint
The first recorded death at Ground Zero would become the first known gay person canonized a saint in the Catholic Church’s history.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
September 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Coco Gauff would be prettier if she smiled, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly
September 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Yeah, but it's kinda a major platform that's like 15yo-facing. It's sorta like bringing a radio Rwanda host onto Nickelodeon to humiliate them
September 6, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I’ve had dreams like this
Throng, a 3D BlueSky interface, imagines social media as a mob:

cdm.link/create-digit...

This just-posted absurdity from @cee.wtf is actually a revealing experiment (and reminds us we don't *have* to have this timeline UI... hello Second Life...)

oh god you're all coming for me
September 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Thread.
You would think what he’s responding to was written by Big Brain Injury
"Still, some cyclists question the efficacy of helmets and wonder if other factors — like people riding more safely or better infrastructure — more accurately explain their alleged correlation with lower injury rates." << this is just antivaxx shit, cmon
August 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Good lord, RIP Tim Curry.
August 26, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
August 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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August 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM
You know who else is 80?
August 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
What a bittersweet reminder that 1) while good people must also die, 2) they will be rightly mourned, and it is a beautiful reflection of the good they did.
August 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Long live the queen.
August 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com
August 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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a perfect summation of the tech broligarchy
August 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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whatever this is has broken me
August 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Outsider art.
August 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Cut for time from a crossover episode of Succession and The Handmaids Tale
Natalie Harp sprints after Donald Trump at his golf course in Scotland:

(source: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...)
August 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Extremely, irreversibly owned.
"An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bullshit. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about fucking...."
There's a fairly lengthy section of Patton's speech where he talks about the importance of the truck drivers, and the bravery of one guy fixing a telegraph line.
August 21, 2026 at 2:06 PM
FOCUS ON LETHALITY
August 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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You guys talk about guillotines and just desserts for ICE and Musk and the Trump admin but when confronted with Castro who actually did that to the people who enslaved and raped his country for the previous 60 years you no longer have the stomach for it, makes ya think why that is
August 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Having a 911 coded evening (seeing foo fighters at nats stadium)
August 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM