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Spider Mann
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Same as always.

He/Him.

All awesome photos posted were/are taken by me, the rest have proper attribution.

See my Instagram for more: spidernmann
Never eat guacamole before working out.

Trust me on this.
September 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Man, Jersey Mike’s was one of the worst IPO choices I ever made.

Sigh.
September 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It holds up.
Toy Soldiers is on PRIME.

I saw it at a drive in back when it came out. Remember liking it.

Let’s see how it holds up.
September 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I’m trying, but am having a hard time getting into Silent Hill: Townfall

I know part of this is that I severely dislike FPS/FPPOV games. Very few (Bioshock Infinite, Portal 1/2 are examples) have ever captured me.

Still trying. Still bought it to support more Silent Hill coming out.
September 28, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Is cheesecake cake or pie?
Alright folks, here we go! Ask me anything, 20ish mins, gogo!
September 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Toy Soldiers is on PRIME.

I saw it at a drive in back when it came out. Remember liking it.

Let’s see how it holds up.
September 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I love the first two Warlock movies.

Julian Sands is amazing in them.

I don’t care who dislikes them; they’re fun.
September 27, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Judge: “And why are you filing bankruptcy?”

Gamer: “I dropped my wallet on my video game controller and all my cards got maxed.”

Judge: “…”

Gamer: “My phone too. And my watch. And…”
September 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Do Senate.

She can be POTUS 49 or 50.

With the attitudes of the populace, probably 50 is where they’d (maybe) accept her as POTUS.
September 27, 2026 at 11:04 PM
So, before Letterboxd gets sold to a soulless corporate data mining machine, and before I read the news, I did a massive update to mine.

boxd.it/5Ayad
Spider’s profile
Spider uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 1,215 films watched.
boxd.it
September 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
As is my luck, someone I’ve been interested in for a long time finally let me know they were interested too… right before they’re moving out of state.

Reminds me of senior year in high school where the same thing happened.

Same feeling; JUST TELL ME. I’m stupid on this kind of thing.
September 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The only time I’m good with it.

(The answer the columnist gives is severely anti-trans.)
September 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Tinder decided to promote a coworker to me as a potential match.

The universe really wants me to find a different job….
September 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Taking my camera out.

Can’t get a date to save my life, so might as well get a date stamp.
September 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
007: First Light.

Mid.

Tries hard, but better stealth action games out there.

Load times are horrendous when you die.

Way too much slow button press recognition as well.

Perhaps the sequel will fix what’s not good in this one.
September 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This is literally showing up in dating profiles too.

Lots of “if you’re bi, you’re not my guy!” additions to profiles lately.
66% of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man, our study finds ahead of #BiVisibility Day

% unwilling to date bi men
Straight women 66%
Bi men 15%
Gay men 11%
Bi women 10%

% unwilling to date bi women
Straight men 35%
Lesbian women 20%
Bi men 9%
Bi women 3%

yougov.com/en-gb/articl...
September 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
In other news: wish me luck.

Met a really cute and awesome woman. Hoping it ends up well.
September 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Games industry is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.

Xbox cutting off their own dick with closing of studios, making dumb decisions on the studios they still own.

Sony doing a self-vivisection, live, by killing physical media.

Amidst it all, thousands losing their jobs.
September 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Ninja Theory is all but dead.

They made games I’ve loved and wish others would’ve loved as well.

Sad days.
Xbox lays off more workers, combines studios
aftermath.site/xbox-layoffs-h...
September 22, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I’ve had an idea for a series of books for about two decades, but the issue is they all use IP from others.

They can’t exist without that IP either.

Frustrating.
September 21, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Context.

Really, REALLY need context with that statement.
September 20, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Well… psyllium husk is fantastic.

Was using a supplement that had it as an ingredient, decided to buy in bulk (making my own capsules now) and the pure version is so much better.

Also saves me $25/mo on the supplement.
September 20, 2026 at 3:26 PM
If you have PRIME, watch this.

It’s fantastic. Have loved it for decades. It goes off the rails so hard…

(MY BOYFRIEND’S BACK is the movie.)
September 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Honestly? If you’re surprised Boebert is both bisexual and a slut (non-pejorative usage) you haven’t:

a) been around enough of either

b) been paying attention
September 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM