Thats not funny. . . 💧

Uuuee..

Have you ever heard the tale of the flower man? ten feet twenty--

『 The Beast of Creation. 』

『 Long ago, the sea sang, "Please stay with me forever." "Please never leave me."

But now, the sea sings, "Please don't come back to me again." "Please don't love me again."』

𝘈𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘦.

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦?

come. sit. let me tell you a tale. . .

Bound as I am, these mourning robes are dyed but a shallow shade of gray,
Yet there are depths where the tears have made pools on my sleeves.

Wait, I think...
✱ Matt's Idea.