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I'm finally watching @criticalrole.bsky.social's #ExandriaUnlimitedCalamity and this was A Mistake
September 19, 2026 at 9:03 PM
How... long has YouTube had dms? Why do I have a 57th place to miss messages in?
June 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
$15 is a WILD price for deodorant, but thus far the Secret Clinical stuff is holding up. It's not pricey enough to count it "bougie" yet but my brain is fiscally stuck in the "deodorant = $5" days
April 27, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Listen y'all I'm coming off my meds for good reasons, including that brain zaps shouldn't be a part of this complete breakfast, but this "1/8th portion every three days" stage of supervised elimination is SILLY
April 25, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Finally invited to join Amazon Vine, but suspect that I'll have to work through my IMMENSE backlog of unreviewed orders before getting anything for free. Oops
April 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
What do you MEAN the purple pill that I've taken twice a day for near a decade also comes in green
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I'll give him this, "DAMN, girl, you look like you have your own theme music" is the best catcall I've ever had
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
"My, how like your father you look" - Procne
September 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When... did I put this on the floor
August 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Breakfast is brownie and fresh-made berry jam. Because I can
August 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
To the woman who ran a stop sign directly in front of the police station:

Why.
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's the worst feeling in the world to be this glad that my father's dead. He loved this country so much, the history and promise of it, with such a strong sense of civic pride and responsibility

He was also an educator all his life. Thrived on helping people share that love and find their path
July 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's not nice that waking up to NPR is the auditory equivalent of doomscrolling now
July 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Did I not take my night meds? Is that why I'm lying here mentally ranking TMBG songs that people HAVE to know to truly know my brain?
July 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Siri, play "Why Must I Be Sad" by @tmbg.bsky.social but every time they would sing "sad" I want you to say "awake". can you do that for me
July 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
AI voice generation is getting scary good, but sometimes they hit you with a reeeeal alphabet soup of a word
July 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Love love LOVE the feeling when I'm so stressed about one thing I should be doing that I can't do the OTHER things I should be doing. Like, wow. What a thrill.
June 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Fact: there's a Dead Thing smell in the house

Fact: smell is intermittent, coming with the AC --BUT ONLY SOMETIMES

Fact: the humans and pets of the house are alive and accounted for

Concern: something's dead in a place we can't reach
June 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I don't have a huge personal stake in the AI discourse, but I will say. As someone who regularly uses "whilst" in everyday sentences and literally read the thesaurus for fun as a kid

I resent my burgeoning assumption that anything written with fancy words is AI. I resent it, but it's there.
June 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
SUPER fun times working down a troubleshooting list of Why My Keyboard Didn't Work (Sometimes)

-Shift key sometimes didn't work with the letters J, K, L, M, and R
-Ctr key sometimes didn't work for keyboard shortcuts. Didn't figure whole list, but definitely not Cut/Copy/Paste or Select All
May 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Currently, the Something Positive webcomic archives show 2001, 2002, and 2025. Nothing inbetween.

Trying to figure out if that's the website's fault or if I turned on more privacy settings and broke things
May 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Let's play a game! The game is called "Wait and See if the Soured Drink Poisons Me" and it's super fun, you should try it
May 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oh for the simple days when iMacs came in six primary colors, Bill Gates was the richest man in the world, and our biggest tech stressor was realizing that two-digit years were a bad idea
May 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just spent Way Too Long researching browser privacy because of wildly conflicting recommendations

And this time when I say I "went down the rabbit hole" I mean I ended up on some kind of hacktivist fringe theory kill the capitalist cancer NEOCITIES website. Like STRAIGHT from y2k, I'm agog
May 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Listening to Smosh Reddit stories is all fun and games until you get to the Journals. If you know you know
May 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM