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I don't wanna be a person I just wanna be a series of Posts
high school sam: "I wish I wasn't alive anymore"

like 20 different mental disorders:
August 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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if you have considered me a friend up to this point, consider this a wake up call. you're talking to an empty shell. I am not even capable of being a friend. you deserve so much better.
April 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
just found out I missed a Dog Dollar
June 30, 2026 at 5:36 AM
its 2026 and I'm still leaving youtube comments under the name "Mmash South." more of an endurance test than anything else at this point
June 30, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I might just be the worst deltarune player of all time
June 26, 2026 at 5:02 AM
how long until brands marketing towards youth start using the word "chud"
June 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
got about 15 minutes into chapter 5 before realizing that I never completed chapter 4 with mike room. fuck mike room and fuck my stupid pluey life
June 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
my lack of basic social skills is going to drive me to a very early death but the show was REALLY good
at a concert rn and I'm feeling really anxious but I just looked at myself in a bathroom mirror and thought "what's the matter, gonna have a realistic depiction of a panic attack?" and that helped a bit
June 24, 2026 at 5:31 AM
at a concert rn and I'm feeling really anxious but I just looked at myself in a bathroom mirror and thought "what's the matter, gonna have a realistic depiction of a panic attack?" and that helped a bit
June 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
go to hell
June 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Yoshiaki Koizumi sending salcious pictures to his lover: What did you think? What you just saw was a sneak peak at my penis and balls
June 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I have wasted so many years not coming out to my parents that I think maybe I should just start transitioning and wait for them to figure it out
June 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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May 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
how is I Love Boosters doing so poorly at the box office in the big 26. does society never learn
May 30, 2026 at 4:30 AM
YO I *LIKE* SMOKIN DRINKIN KILLIN FUCKINNN...
May 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
browsing the regal app again and I've discovered a theater that seems to have invested almost exclusively in sofa seats for two
May 21, 2026 at 4:28 AM
it really sucks how I look like a transphobic caricature of myself
May 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'm 99.1% sure this is a tastelessly out-of-context reference to the events of Nirvana The Band The Show (2007) but I can't say anything because in the remote chance this actually happened to them it would frame me as a complete psychopath. well played.
May 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I am genuinely such a fucking chud for never seeing glass beach live
May 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
can't look at people with normal facial features (anybody) for too long or I start spiraling
April 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
somebody bought a ticket to see It's A Wonderful Life (1946) at least 238 days in advance and this is the seat they chose. who are you.
April 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Regular Moon
April 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.
Moon Child began life as an Amiga AGA title before shifting to PC, where it finally saw release in 1997. A fascinating glimpse into a project caught between two eras. More here:

www.gamesthatwerent.com/2026/04/moon...
April 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I wanna get ahead of the discourse and remind everybody that the little angry trumpet guy was totally justified
April 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
current mood #thursday
February 5, 2026 at 8:20 AM