Hydra
@splatanalover.bsky.social
Hydra
She/Her
24
Splatana Wiper Main
//wg Fetish account, 18+ only
Spoilers for Splatoon Raiders ahead
She/Her
24
Splatana Wiper Main
//wg Fetish account, 18+ only
Spoilers for Splatoon Raiders ahead
something must be in my place's water, because i needed to get a replacement set of competitive shorts
these things shrunk like crazy
these things shrunk like crazy
September 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
something must be in my place's water, because i needed to get a replacement set of competitive shorts
these things shrunk like crazy
these things shrunk like crazy
This delivery job is really nice, I might keep it after I get back to comp
I even get some of the leftover pizza at the end of the day
I even get some of the leftover pizza at the end of the day
September 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This delivery job is really nice, I might keep it after I get back to comp
I even get some of the leftover pizza at the end of the day
I even get some of the leftover pizza at the end of the day
There's an opening to deliver to people! it even comes with a bike, so I don't have to run everywhere! It'll be a nice stopgap while I'm on suspension
September 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
There's an opening to deliver to people! it even comes with a bike, so I don't have to run everywhere! It'll be a nice stopgap while I'm on suspension
so as it turns out the blast boot legally counts as a war crime
September 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
so as it turns out the blast boot legally counts as a war crime
... do you think a judge will care if I bring my blast boot into comp so long as its in its throwing form?
August 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
... do you think a judge will care if I bring my blast boot into comp so long as its in its throwing form?
I miss my splatchet
August 30, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I miss my splatchet
Mace suggested a pizza place! I think that those disk foods? they look pretty good so I'm excited for it
August 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Mace suggested a pizza place! I think that those disk foods? they look pretty good so I'm excited for it
Some weirdo said my burst bombs were great? I don't really use burst bomb weapons so I don't know what he was talking about, he kept staring at my shorts so I'm worried they might have ripped or something
August 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Some weirdo said my burst bombs were great? I don't really use burst bomb weapons so I don't know what he was talking about, he kept staring at my shorts so I'm worried they might have ripped or something
I made it to regionals!
I'm taking my friends out to dinner to celebrate; anyone know a good restaurant?
I'm taking my friends out to dinner to celebrate; anyone know a good restaurant?
August 19, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I made it to regionals!
I'm taking my friends out to dinner to celebrate; anyone know a good restaurant?
I'm taking my friends out to dinner to celebrate; anyone know a good restaurant?
Spparently my shorts are not hard washable, because I'm pretty sure they've shrunk. They don't fit nearly as well as they used to, and they don't seem to have as much stretch as before
August 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Spparently my shorts are not hard washable, because I'm pretty sure they've shrunk. They don't fit nearly as well as they used to, and they don't seem to have as much stretch as before
I hate to admit it but mace was right, it is nice having more than one friend
they keep looking at me funny whenever I tell them anything from my childhood though
they keep looking at me funny whenever I tell them anything from my childhood though
August 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I hate to admit it but mace was right, it is nice having more than one friend
they keep looking at me funny whenever I tell them anything from my childhood though
they keep looking at me funny whenever I tell them anything from my childhood though
met a really good roller player today, we had some great synergy. I've put her on my preferred list of teammates, so hopefully I'll see her again
August 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
met a really good roller player today, we had some great synergy. I've put her on my preferred list of teammates, so hopefully I'll see her again
my stomach hasn't burst yet, I might be ok
i walked out to potentially vomit if I needed to and the fattest inkling I've ever seen came in. I held the door for her since she seemed busy on her phone, she must be a fancy business inkling or something to afford such luxury
i walked out to potentially vomit if I needed to and the fattest inkling I've ever seen came in. I held the door for her since she seemed busy on her phone, she must be a fancy business inkling or something to afford such luxury
August 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
my stomach hasn't burst yet, I might be ok
i walked out to potentially vomit if I needed to and the fattest inkling I've ever seen came in. I held the door for her since she seemed busy on her phone, she must be a fancy business inkling or something to afford such luxury
i walked out to potentially vomit if I needed to and the fattest inkling I've ever seen came in. I held the door for her since she seemed busy on her phone, she must be a fancy business inkling or something to afford such luxury
I simultaneously regret nothing and everything
I'm going to explode and on my tombstone they're going to put "died from hamburger"
I'm going to explode and on my tombstone they're going to put "died from hamburger"
August 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I simultaneously regret nothing and everything
I'm going to explode and on my tombstone they're going to put "died from hamburger"
I'm going to explode and on my tombstone they're going to put "died from hamburger"
One of the best meal's I've ever eaten, there was so many flavors and all of them worked incredibly with each other
I'm feeling really full, but that double bacon hamburger with egg sounds really good...
I'm feeling really full, but that double bacon hamburger with egg sounds really good...
August 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
One of the best meal's I've ever eaten, there was so many flavors and all of them worked incredibly with each other
I'm feeling really full, but that double bacon hamburger with egg sounds really good...
I'm feeling really full, but that double bacon hamburger with egg sounds really good...
I really love the Crab Trap sandwiches, but I feel like I should branch out more. Mace recommended a place that sells "hamburgers", so I'm going to try that for lunch today
August 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I really love the Crab Trap sandwiches, but I feel like I should branch out more. Mace recommended a place that sells "hamburgers", so I'm going to try that for lunch today
Mace is no longer making fun of me for not having any friends
Instead she keeps calling me "denser than a box of rocks", which makes no sense. Apparently I missed something to do with the raiders I worked with? I don't know
Instead she keeps calling me "denser than a box of rocks", which makes no sense. Apparently I missed something to do with the raiders I worked with? I don't know
July 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Mace is no longer making fun of me for not having any friends
Instead she keeps calling me "denser than a box of rocks", which makes no sense. Apparently I missed something to do with the raiders I worked with? I don't know
Instead she keeps calling me "denser than a box of rocks", which makes no sense. Apparently I missed something to do with the raiders I worked with? I don't know
I'm back! that was...
it was
but I think I got some friends out of it, so Mace can't make fun of me being friendless anymore
also I got this nice ticket
it was
but I think I got some friends out of it, so Mace can't make fun of me being friendless anymore
also I got this nice ticket
July 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I'm back! that was...
it was
but I think I got some friends out of it, so Mace can't make fun of me being friendless anymore
also I got this nice ticket
it was
but I think I got some friends out of it, so Mace can't make fun of me being friendless anymore
also I got this nice ticket
...
Might have just started the apocalypse
Might have just started the apocalypse
July 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
...
Might have just started the apocalypse
Might have just started the apocalypse
Sorry for the last post, I dealt with some... *Interesting* new salmonids
I'm ok now, just remember to get in close if you ever see a salmonids with multiple arms
I'm ok now, just remember to get in close if you ever see a salmonids with multiple arms
July 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Sorry for the last post, I dealt with some... *Interesting* new salmonids
I'm ok now, just remember to get in close if you ever see a salmonids with multiple arms
I'm ok now, just remember to get in close if you ever see a salmonids with multiple arms
Nononono not again not again I've seen these before I'm not DEALING WI
July 25, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Nononono not again not again I've seen these before I'm not DEALING WI
THEY CAN TURN INTO TRAINS??????
July 25, 2026 at 2:34 AM
THEY CAN TURN INTO TRAINS??????
Look at this stupid motherfucker, smug little gas man
I hate him
I hate him
July 24, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Look at this stupid motherfucker, smug little gas man
I hate him
I hate him
So, status update:
Stingers can go to hell, there's freaks of nature out here, and a small fry jumped into my mouth like a kamikaze bomber
Oh, and my boss is hot as fuck, I feel like I'm going through a second gay awakening
Stingers can go to hell, there's freaks of nature out here, and a small fry jumped into my mouth like a kamikaze bomber
Oh, and my boss is hot as fuck, I feel like I'm going through a second gay awakening
July 24, 2026 at 6:15 AM
So, status update:
Stingers can go to hell, there's freaks of nature out here, and a small fry jumped into my mouth like a kamikaze bomber
Oh, and my boss is hot as fuck, I feel like I'm going through a second gay awakening
Stingers can go to hell, there's freaks of nature out here, and a small fry jumped into my mouth like a kamikaze bomber
Oh, and my boss is hot as fuck, I feel like I'm going through a second gay awakening
The islands we're stuck on are fucking filled with salmonids I hate it here
They know something about me and by cod I wish I knew what they knew because it's creeping me out
They know something about me and by cod I wish I knew what they knew because it's creeping me out
July 23, 2026 at 6:35 AM
The islands we're stuck on are fucking filled with salmonids I hate it here
They know something about me and by cod I wish I knew what they knew because it's creeping me out
They know something about me and by cod I wish I knew what they knew because it's creeping me out