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Konni J
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"on that damn phone"
he/him
RVK
spent today brewing 2 commander decks without thinking about wincons
September 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
wet link looking like a porcelain cherub statue every grandma has in their house
September 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Found it
September 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Absolute cream of the crop for the boomer shooter revival era, can't reccommend this one enough
CULTIC is $6.99 on Steam buff.ly/gyI3T6D
August 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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just want to share my favorite video on here
August 9, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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retail workers dont say thank you anymore they just hit you with this
July 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
drafts cleared i'm going fuck it mode
July 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
muslim computer engineers be like installah they defrag him
July 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
dramatic actor doing a tearful scene: fuck it, we bawl

professional seafood chef:
fuck it, we boil

the german indie filmmaker known for bad movies and humiliating Lowtax:
fuck it, 'we Boll
July 25, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I'm making Bright Souls and Unprotected Core at my new studio To Software
July 25, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Pharrell Williams: It might seem crazy what im 'bout to say

His therapist: O- O- O- O-kay let's unpack that
July 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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July 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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In Celebration of the reveal trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, traffic lights have been changed to Doctor Doom Green

(Source: tinyurl.com/wvyb4z57)
July 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
completing the RE9 4-hour speedrun achievement
July 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
July 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
July 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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“Break Stuff” but Fred Durst is made of antimatter
June 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
mouse logging their cheese into cheddarboxd
June 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Fucking heavily with Marathon which I didn't expect. Narsh runs are terrifying and give me Lab X-18 jitters all over again
June 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
It's time to make a bowel movement!

*Arrow Transition*

The land of Toiletria needs a new hero! Rush to the bathroom in this exciting new way to experience the act of defecation!
Clench! Push and Strain to give release your bowels.

Shit launches out of my ass later today
June 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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some jokes write themselves
May 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
May 26, 2026 at 8:55 AM
a brown dog with a halo on its head
ALT: a brown dog with a halo on its head
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Learned that this tweet is uttered verbatim by Lego Alfred in the new Lego Batman game
May 21, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Timeline is popping right now
May 19, 2026 at 9:47 AM