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Which mad billionaire will buy this place?
Comedy dabbler
Comedy dabbler
Tom Cruise really looks like Clarkson here
September 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Tom Cruise really looks like Clarkson here
@lostincult.co.uk would absolutely love an update on Alan Wake or Mouthwashing…
September 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
@lostincult.co.uk would absolutely love an update on Alan Wake or Mouthwashing…
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Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
September 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
I don’t think I’ve judged anyone faster than I’ve judged the person reading a ‘Robert Galbraith’ book on this train. Hardback as well.
September 12, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I don’t think I’ve judged anyone faster than I’ve judged the person reading a ‘Robert Galbraith’ book on this train. Hardback as well.
All village postal equipment should be Pat tested
September 8, 2026 at 9:47 AM
All village postal equipment should be Pat tested
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FRANK BLACK: there was a guy
ME: yeah so what
FRANK BLACK: an underwater guy
ME (I AM THE FEMALE LEAD FROM THE SHAPE OF WATER): im listening
ME: yeah so what
FRANK BLACK: an underwater guy
ME (I AM THE FEMALE LEAD FROM THE SHAPE OF WATER): im listening
September 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
FRANK BLACK: there was a guy
ME: yeah so what
FRANK BLACK: an underwater guy
ME (I AM THE FEMALE LEAD FROM THE SHAPE OF WATER): im listening
ME: yeah so what
FRANK BLACK: an underwater guy
ME (I AM THE FEMALE LEAD FROM THE SHAPE OF WATER): im listening
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I don’t say such a thing lightly but this man deserves to die. I genuinely hope he has no family.
WTF? OMG, wym it's real?
Dumb dude (MMA influencer Wavy) is really going to fight a fully grown male chimpanzee 1v1 and 62% of people betting think he will win. If it is not drugged & it's a "fair" fight, the chimpanzee is going to absolutely rip him apart.
Dumb dude (MMA influencer Wavy) is really going to fight a fully grown male chimpanzee 1v1 and 62% of people betting think he will win. If it is not drugged & it's a "fair" fight, the chimpanzee is going to absolutely rip him apart.
September 4, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I don’t say such a thing lightly but this man deserves to die. I genuinely hope he has no family.
@kermodemovie.bsky.social you’re not neutral on musk, trump, or Michael Jackson. Why on this? You are clearly pro trans rights in general. How can your conscience square with promoting JK Rowling?
September 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
@kermodemovie.bsky.social you’re not neutral on musk, trump, or Michael Jackson. Why on this? You are clearly pro trans rights in general. How can your conscience square with promoting JK Rowling?
@kermodemovie.bsky.social how many times ar you going to gloss over the fact that seeing giving any money to the Harry Potter franchise is giving money to a fund to deny trans people rights?
September 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
@kermodemovie.bsky.social how many times ar you going to gloss over the fact that seeing giving any money to the Harry Potter franchise is giving money to a fund to deny trans people rights?
@jackbern.bsky.social thanks for not just glossing over the controversies for Ayoade and Lucas, especially on an official TM podcast
September 1, 2026 at 7:38 AM
@jackbern.bsky.social thanks for not just glossing over the controversies for Ayoade and Lucas, especially on an official TM podcast
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"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
August 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
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Of course the person who looks exactly like me sat next to me in the pizza place is off to the same film I am
August 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Of course the person who looks exactly like me sat next to me in the pizza place is off to the same film I am
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
For some reason instagram thinks I’m Turkish
August 9, 2026 at 9:26 AM
For some reason instagram thinks I’m Turkish
Odd entry to the Criterion Collection
People who email the council and sign themselves off as tax payer.
July 29, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Odd entry to the Criterion Collection
Just farted so bad it violated Zeus’ law #theodyssey
July 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Just farted so bad it violated Zeus’ law #theodyssey
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There it is homer, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody was around to hear it.
What’s an obscure Simpsons quotes that’s ended up in your day to day arsenal?
Whenever anything’s slightly inconvenient I find myself saying “Bob Dole don’t need that”
Whenever anything’s slightly inconvenient I find myself saying “Bob Dole don’t need that”
July 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
There it is homer, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody was around to hear it.
Don’t you open that crab dooooor/cause there’s something down there (crabs)
Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.
July 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Don’t you open that crab dooooor/cause there’s something down there (crabs)
Watching old Glastonbury footage. People sure did like to bop up and down in the 90s.
June 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Watching old Glastonbury footage. People sure did like to bop up and down in the 90s.
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Watching one of the Avatars. Wasn’t sure which blue cat is played by Kate Winslet but of course it’s the only cat with big naturals
June 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Watching one of the Avatars. Wasn’t sure which blue cat is played by Kate Winslet but of course it’s the only cat with big naturals